RELAY
dCastillo
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anybody use that?I just received a wild phone call."this is the relay operator. have you ever used relay?""no"**explains what it is (a instant message service being transferred over the phone. so dude is typing messages, and this operator has to say it out loud)**"ok""hi is this sketch""yes""this is the ghost of Terry Melcher, send me all your raers""haha"**end call**5 minutes later"relay operator""ok""i want to buy the whole curio label and put it in my curio cabinet""who is this?""mike jones"**relay operator continues**"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me""Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - ISAID""Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me""Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - ISAID"**end call**shit is wild.
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At my old job we used to receive fraudulent orders over relay chat all the time from Nigeria. Used to piss my boss off hardcore. I think they used it because it was cheaper than calling us. It got to the point where we would just hang up on them because it was always fraud and it wasted a LOT of our time. Once, this poor guy that was actually deaf had to come to our store because we kept hanging up on him.
Been using this shit since I was 4 years old.
Back in my younger days I used to use this shit so often for crank calls, when I got bored with that I used to flirt with the relay operator (you type sexy, you got a girlfriend?)
if y'all know someone with a TTY call the number 711 and learn something new
hilarious!!
is this service free??
i remember once my friends called ben chasney (of six organs of admittance and comets on fire fame, who is a friend of theirs) when he was at work. dude was shook.
on a related note, some should call devendra banhart.
(you slept)