I'll make it MANDTORY that dudes take a selfie at my funeral, before the sky burial begins, with self clearly visible, and also that every fucker gets on the mic to relate the very worst rememberance they can muster, that it gets committed to DVD and 'federated' to all attendees, upon non-adherence pain of my cage-fighting ex Marine Sargeant younger bro bringing some RW pain upon dey candy asses
Leave me a round-trip plane ticket in your will, and I'll take a bunch of selfies with your body, pointing at you and duckfacing, before delivering a blistering eulogy that will be equal parts absurd and profoundly offensive. Real offer.
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Leave me a round-trip plane ticket in your will, and I'll take a bunch of selfies with your body, pointing at you and duckfacing, before delivering a blistering eulogy that will be equal parts absurd and profoundly offensive. Real offer.
Poor lady. She's the Prime Minister of Denmark and nobody gives a good goddamn.
This is fucking magic.
I imagined it more like this,
"You're the sign language guy, right? Quickly get on stage the speech is about to start..."
Cannibal meet Antichrist.
Now, smile.
It's funny because Herpes takes orders from this guy:
LOL!
You mean imaginary hypocrisy? You created a fictitious if/then scenario in your own head, bro.
Now, you're whining about your own conclusion to said fictitious scenario.
Get help.
Didn't you know that Harvey is a telepath?
She's clearly upset in the that picture. Clearly.
Is Herpes Harv's new nickname?
Herpes Canal could be a great band name.