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Google Goggles

dreskieboogiedreskieboogie 951 Posts
edited February 2013 in Strut Central
What's the verdict on these Google Goggles:



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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    FortyFivan and I have a pact that if these reach critical mass, we're going to form an off-the-grid, A-Team-style commando squad devoted solely to traveling around the country slapping these off people's faces.

    I am torn as to which A-Team member I would equate to. A little bit of each going on over here.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,236 Posts
    that whole "you wouldn't punch a guy wearing glasses" thing would become obsolete
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    FortyFivan and I have a pact that if these reach critical mass, we're going to form an off-the-grid, A-Team-style commando squad devoted solely to traveling around the country slapping these off people's faces.

    I am torn as to which A-Team member I would equate to. A little bit of each going on over here.

    You'll likely have to travel... I'll just have to step outside my house at any given moment.

    I think we should name our A-Team-style commando squad the B-Squad. I call dibbs on Klaus.
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    We'll also have bus drivers and taxi drivers on our side... as people who wear these will automatically assume traffic rules no longer apply to their uber coolness.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    FortyFivan said:
    We'll also have bus drivers and taxi drivers on our side... as people who wear these will automatically assume traffic rules no longer apply to their uber coolness.

    It's going to be Death Race 3000 on the highways. People can barely have a phone conversation or change the radio station without wiping out three lanes of traffic. Now throw some pron into the mix and it's a wrap.
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    I give it maybe two days after these are on the market before the first lawsuit against Google by an ambulance chaser. Scratch that, one day... because I'm gonna buy a pair and then go Mo Money style on the first Mercedes I see.
  • usernameusername 71 Posts
    What's the verdict on these Google Goggles:

    shocking!!! the guy didn't go into a used record store.
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    i'm gonna try and keep anything that transmits, receives and requires power away from my brain and reproductive organs.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    stand near someone on the subway.
    lean into the vocal space of their goggles.
    say "open tranny porn in 938 new tabs".
    get off at next stop.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    stand near someone on the subway.
    lean into the vocal space of their goggles.
    say "open tranny porn in 938 new tabs".
    get off at next stop.

    Hahahaha..........

    b/w

    "VOICE NOT RECOGNIZED"

    b/w

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    stand near someone on the subway.
    lean into the vocal space of their goggles.
    say "open tranny porn in 938 new tabs".
    get off at next stop.

    yes.
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