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Anal Fissures... have you ever had them???

Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.

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  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    This thread is too real for me, I think.

    -e
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.

    Some people have them...[/b]
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    perhaps its a carbunkle. im not too sure what that is but i think its some sort of puffy butt sore thing. plus i like the word carbunkle.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    perhaps its a carbunkle. im not too sure what that is but i think its some sort of puffy butt sore thing. plus i like the word carbunkle.[/b]

  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,630 Posts
    This thread is too real for me, I think.

    -e

    Way too real.....
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.



    Some people have them...[/b]






    ZING!





    i bet the Pussy Patrol's strap ons didnt help...
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Phil is entering into the domain of AP

    SIK
  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Anal Fissures... Dude....

    Come back Kanye posters, all is forgiven.
  • funkyoldboyfunkyoldboy 97 Posts
    You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.

    Whats here, am i slipped in a medical forum?
    Out here, fast.......
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    Some people have them...[/b]



  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    Believe or not, an ex-co-worker had them. Man was constantly in pain. The thing is, that place is full of shit (literally) and that would always end in all kind of infections. Last I knew, he had some surgery and problem was gone.
    And no, he is not gay, his girlfriend is still a co-worker.


  • TabaskoTabasko 1,357 Posts
    You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.

    Did Mangoman crack your account? Or was it Youngeinstein?
  • Beats29Beats29 48 Posts
    Ha Ha!
    Look away if your squeamish!!

    Anal Fissures are cracks in the lining of your asshole!.
    You get them from straining with constipation.
    They can cause rectal bleeding.
    You take lots of laxatives for a while and they tend to get better.
    Some patients need simple surgical intervention.

    Fucking assholes can cause them too!!!



    lol

    Peace
  • RaystarRaystar 1,106 Posts
    Phill your on a roll today sir... must be something in the water.
  • NewLifeTrioNewLifeTrio 271 Posts
    You ever think you had hemmeroids but the shit just didn't seem like it would ever heal? Somebody told me the other day about some shit called "anal fissures"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??? Sounds really, really bad.

    Actually, it sounds worse than it is, at least it was for me. That's right, I actually suffered from an anal fissure earlier this year as a result of the constipation caused by lots of codeine and morphine during a stay at hospital. It sorted itself out after about a week of laxatives etc.., but I still remember the shock of discovering it, and the fear of making it worse everytime I took a shit.
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Ha Ha!
    Look away if your squeamish!!

    Anal Fissures are cracks in the lining of your asshole!.
    You get them from straining with constipation.
    They can cause rectal bleeding.
    You take lots of laxatives for a while and they tend to get better.
    Some patients need simple surgical intervention.

    Fucking assholes can cause them too!!!



    lol

    Peace

    What's good, Mo. How you been? Have you bought all the rackords in the world yet?
    I thought you were an eye doctor, though, not an asshole doctor!

    I don't know shit about them anal fissures, mang... just hemorrhoids (something to look forward to when y'all young folls become grumpy old fucks like me). Since adding more fiber to my diet amd drinking much more water my ass has been a-ight though. I use Tucks.
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    Phill your on a roll today sir... must be something in the water.

    I'M WHYLIN' OUT, SON, DON'T STOP ME!!!!
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    Come back Kanye posters, all is forgiven.
    hah!


    hemmroids. sweet. forgot about those.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    damn NewLifeTrio!!!
    "if magic can admit he got AIDS, fuck it i got ANAL FISSURES!!!!"

    thats some crazy painful sounding shit. pass the fiber please.

    it does remind me of when i had to many hot peppers on a hoagie and they burned on the way out. i didnt know what the fuck was going on.
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    it does remind me of when i had to many hot peppers on a hoagie and they burned on the way out. i didnt know what the fuck was going on.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    Word to tucks!
  • therapytherapy 6 Posts
    chill phill!
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    This post reminds me of a certain website...

  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    goddamn man
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    BAN
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    you guys never saw goatse.cx?

    That's probably the most popular website of all time... well, circa 1998 or so.
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