Yeah, but who hasn't caught some errant movement for whatever reason during the day -- that could be a devastating development in those "pants." Don't risk it!
Dear Sexy Hunk,
Please spend an hour or two with yourself.
Wear your synthetic skin-tights and preen.
Coo in the mirror and sweat.
Get all that "I am heat incarnate and feel my loving wrath" energy pumping through your robust and throbbing veins.
Then put on a pair of pants that fit, and only then unleash your shit on the world.
Come now. No one needs to know your Mom's stand on circumcision until s/he is fully commuted to your cause.
Yeah, but who hasn't caught some errant movement for whatever reason during the day -- that could be a devastating development in those "pants." Don't risk it!
Involuntary nut strangulation due to unforeseen movement in ordinarily fine fitting boxers and jeans, we've all been there.
These tights are on some extreme check out my junk type flaunting.
Like my man once said when caught ogling a chick wearing biker shorts on the subway
"I'm not looking at it, its looking at me!"
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
bassie said:
Here, cleanse your palate with this.
At least they're not hooped. That'd be just plain wrong.
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Please spend an hour or two with yourself.
Wear your synthetic skin-tights and preen.
Coo in the mirror and sweat.
Get all that "I am heat incarnate and feel my loving wrath" energy pumping through your robust and throbbing veins.
Then put on a pair of pants that fit, and only then unleash your shit on the world.
Come now. No one needs to know your Mom's stand on circumcision until s/he is fully commuted to your cause.
Sincerely,
Your friend
bassie
Involuntary nut strangulation due to unforeseen movement in ordinarily fine fitting boxers and jeans, we've all been there.
These tights are on some extreme check out my junk type flaunting.
Like my man once said when caught ogling a chick wearing biker shorts on the subway
"I'm not looking at it, its looking at me!"
At least they're not hooped. That'd be just plain wrong.
"Nov 21, 2011
Jegs on.
Jegs on.
Jegs.
Bout to run six miles.
On my favorite treddy bear.
But first need to work up a sick tweet.
Something that encapsulates my one-of-a-kind grind.
My love of stylin??? on garden variety seasoning plants.
???Swerving on Bond in my blazed out midnight o???clock NBs.???
???Keep the fuck out my way plebes. #makemymonstergrow???
???Hit Lord Zedd on the BBM tip.???
Headphones on.
Playlist on blast.
I fucks wit Frou Frou.
Maybe you???ve read about her?
On Nah Right?
Flossin??? like twelveteen types of Pitti wealth from the waist up.
Flossin??? like the number one AEPhi pledge from the waist down.
Shit.
Can I get any realer?
Sartorio at Swisha House.
Boglioli at Ballys.
E. Tauz at Equinox.
Norton & Sons at New York Sports Club.
Caruso at Curves.
Just wait ???til I add spinning.
To the rotation.
After hours Spreewells.
No Rapha.
If only you knew.
What kind of wavy shit I???ve got over shoulder.
Kindle.
E Ink back.
You know your boy gets his light read on.
Fat stack of hundies.
Fresh roll of undies.
Granola for my lil??? tummy.
Finna pull some fit honies.
Crazy stamina.
I smell when I???m done, B.
Getting to sleep early.
Tomorrow at the cancer marathon.
Stuntin??? on behalf of the bedridden.
Both sides of the street.
Throngs, son.
Throngs.
Don???t know why they cap this shit at 5K.
Balling on a budget was never my thing.
I could have dropped 10K on my jacket alone."
source: http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com/post/13110826877/jegs-on-jegs-on-jegs-bout-to-run-six-miles
Delay??
b/w