Electronic music bores the shit out of me!

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  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    im meh on electronic music as well, although I am huge Bjork fan...but I could listen to her do her stuff accapella and a some birds chirping in the background and a dumptruck backing up...her context isn't important to me as her voice and songs...but if electronic instrumental music died immediately after the release of this record, it wouldn't bother me...nothing put out after this era entertains me very much...

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    skel said:
    Some of the replies in this thread were a little vitriolic. Jarringly so, actually.

    Dude had an opinion, but it wasn't like he was espousing socialism or something.

    ::

    Seriously....I bet everyone on this board has some genre of music that bores the shit out of them.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Rockadelic said:

    Most electronic music, especially with no beat, groove or vocals, bores the shit out of me.


    COME AT ME, BRO. WE'RE GOING IN ACOUSTIC!


  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Rockadelic said:

    Most electronic music, especially with no beat, groove or vocals, bores the shit out of me.


    COME AT ME, BRO. WE'RE GOING IN ACOUSTIC!


    Sounds like the background music to the most exciting(zzzz) scene in a bad Bruce Willis movie.....I couldn't listen to the end...did they stop the giant meteor from hitting Demi Moore's house?

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    Rockadelic said:


    Seriously....I bet everyone on this board has some genre of music that bores the shit out of them.

    I can't get with Chinese opera

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    DOR said:
    Opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one.

    Except certain war vets.

    ;-)

  • facesdfacesd 236 Posts
    Yo dood... buy this comp.... its great!!!!


  • dammsdamms 704 Posts
    SPlDEY said:
    They're all afraid of being absurd I guess. I don't mind swimming against the stream.
    you Sir just opened up a whole new perspective of thinking for mankind

    Okem said:
    So you hate all electronic music because you're pissed at Radiohead? That's some backward ass thinking.
    ^^is all too afraid of being absurd

  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    OH SHIT, here goes my foot in the mouth moment..



    - spidey

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    skel said:
    Some of the replies in this thread were a little vitriolic. Jarringly so, actually.

    Dude had an opinion, but it wasn't like he was espousing socialism or something.

    ::

    Seriously....I bet everyone on this board has some genre of music that bores the shit out of them.

    I've kind of left this thread alone for reasons stated earlier, but I want to address both Rock's point and the comment from skel that he responded to.

    I'm genuinely unable to think of a specific genre of music that "bores the shit out of me", because generally I don't waste my time listening to music that I think is boring. Once upon a time I thought country was boring, but then I became exposed to things that weren't Jim Reeves or Slim Whitman and my perspective changed, so it's not as if everything's set in stone. I like music. I don't base my opinions on genre tags that have invariably been imposed by a journalist or a blogger or a record-store guy. I don't bother with "corporate vs. underground" or how "authentic" something is or isn't. There are Backstreet Boys songs that I love. There are tie-dye Goa trance tunes that I love. I believe there can be a time and a place where a song like Don't Stop Believin' can feel like the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. For those reasons, I refuse to write anything off completely. This has nothing to do with a lack of discrimination, and everything to do with my belief that there is no form of music that has nothing at all to offer. There are some forms which may not have anything to offer me, but so long as I'm under no obligation to listen to them, there's not going to be a problem.

    As for Spidey's opinion, sure he's entitled to it. And I'm entitled not to give a fuck for it and to say so. Likewise, I don't give a fuck for the notion that everyone's opinion carries equal weight. They don't. An informed opinion wins every time. If you make a sweeping generalisation about how an incredibly rich and varied form of music "bores the shit" out of you, then don't whine when people step to you with sweeping generalisations about how you might be a cloth-eared dick. Especially if you then go on to say you didn't mean all electronic music, just the Steve Aoki/Swedish House Mafia/I'm-in-Miami-bitch/E! News/Ed Hardy comedy rave douchebag bullshit that all the moneybags clubs in your hometown are pumping out. And if it's "discourse" you want, then why not start a thread that says; "Steve Aoki/Swedish House Mafia/I'm-in-Miami-bitch/E! News/Ed Hardy comedy rave douchebag bullshit bores the shit out of me!"? I'll tell you why - because there are literally 0.00 people who post here that would waste their time defending that garbage. So instead you post something which appears to be more provocative but is equally likely to be a lame attempt to score yourelf some "hey, everyone, look at me being controversial!" points. But that's, like, just my opinion, man.

  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    There are Backstreet Boys songs that I love.

    I'm sorry there.. Would you prefer it I change the title to "95% of electronic music bores the shit out of me!" That would be more fairly accurate.

    - spidey

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    SPlDEY said:
    DocMcCoy said:
    There are Backstreet Boys songs that I love.

    I'm sorry there.. Would you prefer it I change the title to "95% of electronic music bores the shit out of me!" That would be more fairly accurate.

    - spidey

    Whatever makes you happy. But just so we're clear, it's not about you not being specific enough, it's about you not being specific at all. But if you wanna be the guy who asks for intelligent discourse one minute, and then posts snidey, passive-aggressive responses to people who vigorously challenge your lame generalisations, you go ahead and be that guy. My world don't stop.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Doc, can't disagree with anything you posted.
    I also salute spideys willingness to stick his head above the parapet.
    As a result we have a three pager with lots of thoughtful musing and cutting insight.

    Unfortunately what we also got was a bunch of bandwagon jumping and a bit of putting the boot in whilst being safe in the mob, and that can't go by without comment.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    skel said:
    Doc, can't disagree with anything you posted.
    I also salute spideys willingness to stick his head above the parapet.
    As a result we have a three pager with lots of thoughtful musing and cutting insight.

    Unfortunately what we also got was a bunch of bandwagon jumping and a bit of putting the boot in whilst being safe in the mob, and that can't go by without comment.

    Yeah, that was all too apparent, and from the usual sources of course.

    Upon reflection, it does appear that I care more deeply about the issue more than I actually do, but it's more about the broader principle. There are a million and one places on the internet where I could find someone honking on about how blahblahblah sucks or blows or whatever as if it was some timeless, immutable truth, with no attempt to qualify or expand upon such an assertion - if I wanted to find it. But on here? Nah. Not on my shift.

  • disco_chedisco_che 1,115 Posts
    This is what happens, when people make a thread out of something, that had better ended up as their facebook-status.

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    skel said:
    Doc, can't disagree with anything you posted.
    I also salute spideys willingness to stick his head above the parapet.
    As a result we have a three pager with lots of thoughtful musing and cutting insight.

    Unfortunately what we also got was a bunch of bandwagon jumping and a bit of putting the boot in whilst being safe in the mob, and that can't go by without comment.

    Yeah, that was all too apparent, and from the usual sources of course.

    Upon reflection, it does appear that I care more deeply about the issue more than I actually do, but it's more about the broader principle. There are a million and one places on the internet where I could find someone honking on about how blahblahblah sucks or blows or whatever as if it was some timeless, immutable truth, with no attempt to qualify or expand upon such an assertion - if I wanted to find it. But on here? Nah. Not on my shift.

    Doc....while I understand where you're coming from I found it best to make a big distinction online between people who say a musical artist / genre / LP just flat out sucks vs. saying you personally don't like and/or it bores the shit out of you.

    My stating that most electronic music bores the shit out of me is more a statement about my taste than the genre itself......people getting upset at a statement like that apparently have a lot of respect for that person's taste to take it so personally/seriously to the point of arguing about it..

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    DocMcCoy said:
    skel said:
    Doc, can't disagree with anything you posted.
    I also salute spideys willingness to stick his head above the parapet.
    As a result we have a three pager with lots of thoughtful musing and cutting insight.

    Unfortunately what we also got was a bunch of bandwagon jumping and a bit of putting the boot in whilst being safe in the mob, and that can't go by without comment.

    Yeah, that was all too apparent, and from the usual sources of course.

    Upon reflection, it does appear that I care more deeply about the issue more than I actually do, but it's more about the broader principle. There are a million and one places on the internet where I could find someone honking on about how blahblahblah sucks or blows or whatever as if it was some timeless, immutable truth, with no attempt to qualify or expand upon such an assertion - if I wanted to find it. But on here? Nah. Not on my shift.

    Doc....while I understand where you're coming from I found it best to make a big distinction online between people who say a musical artist / genre / LP just flat out sucks vs. saying you personally don't like and/or it bores the shit out of you.

    My stating that most electronic music bores the shit out of me is more a statement about my taste than the genre itself......people getting upset at a statement like that apparently have a lot of respect for that person's taste to take it so personally/seriously to the point of arguing about it..


  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    disco_che said:
    This is what happens when people take comments too literally and the innernets too seriously.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    DocMcCoy bores the shit out of me!

  • Bee-ZBee-Z 7 Posts
    Worst 10 "music" genera:

    1) Electronic music
    2) Electromagnetic music
    3) fruity loops
    4) computers
    5) Hubble telescope
    6) MRI
    7) watchbeep
    8) midi
    9) "sexy" "lyrics"
    10) farting around/plinky plonk

    Top 10 music genera:

    1) stuff that rocks
    2) songs that don't suck
    3) singer-songwriter
    4) getting laid
    5) fusion crust
    6) something real
    7) instru mentalist
    8) 97 rpm gum tree cylinder
    9) studer/neve
    10) guitar blood

  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    Bee-Z said:
    Worst 10 "music" genera:

    1) Electronic music
    2) Electromagnetic music
    3) fruity loops
    4) computers
    5) Hubble telescope
    6) MRI
    7) watchbeep
    8) midi
    9) "sexy" "lyrics"
    10) farting around/plinky plonk

    Top 10 music genera:

    1) stuff that rocks
    2) songs that don't suck
    3) singer-songwriter
    4) getting laid
    5) fusion crust
    6) something real
    7) instru mentalist
    8) 97 rpm gum tree cylinder
    9) studer/neve
    10) guitar blood

    Nailed it.

    But plinky plonk is my guilty pleasure.


  • ^he's listening to coldplay in that gif though, right...?

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    neil_something said:
    ^he's listening to coldplay in that gif though, right...?

    I couldn't find one of him waving a glowstick with UV paint all over his coupon

    b/w

    Yes

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:

    ^Junior-nip^.

    I seem to remember Sasha & John Digweed proclaiming something to America along these lines in the early '90s. Is dance music 'mainstream' in America now?

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    A Jay-Z cosign is a guarantee that a genre of music is about as far from revolutionary as you can get and now firmly rooted in the collective mainstream.

    Excited about the potential of a LMFAO/Jay-Z collab album though. Perhaps this decade will finally get it's answer to Collision Course.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    DocMcCoy said:

    ^Junior-nip^.

    I seem to remember Sasha & John Digweed proclaiming something to America along these lines in the early '90s. Is dance music 'mainstream' in America now?

    Surely the question we ought to be asking is; does America fear a disco revival more than it fears socialism? Electronica, IDM and now EDM - anything to avoid referring to the one thing that connects all these euphemistic forms of music; their roots in the d-word.

    But to answer your question; supposedly, yes. Or on the cusp thereof, at the very least. I imagine it's this new development which in part provided the spark which lit this 5-pager, being that Spidey is from Las Vegas. Even when I was there a few years ago, Vegas clubs (on the Strip at least) were awash with what was then still being called "guido house", a slightly racist term referring to the popularity of high-tempo untz-untz Eurocack like Cascada amongst Italian-American males.

    There's also this, which, apart from its enormous comedy potential, made me feel less like Mr. Old And Hopelessly Out-Of-Touch Yet Desperate To Remain Down With The Yuteman Dem than I have done in a very long time. Honestly, if you're this late to the party, you'd probably have been better off staying at home.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    LMFAO have sold over 1.4 million copies of their latest album.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Junior said:
    LMFAO have sold over 1.4 million copies of their latest album.

    They're changing their name to LMFAOATWTTB.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    Duderonomy said:
    DocMcCoy said:

    ^Junior-nip^.

    I seem to remember Sasha & John Digweed proclaiming something to America along these lines in the early '90s. Is dance music 'mainstream' in America now?

    Surely the question we ought to be asking is; does America fear a disco revival more than it fears socialism? Electronica, IDM and now EDM - anything to avoid referring to the one thing that connects all these euphemistic forms of music; their roots in the d-word.

    I saw the Queer-Eye-For-The-Straight-Guy episode of South Park the other day, and one of the parts that made me laugh loudest was Timmy's metrosexual "Timmm-ahh".

    Yes, fear of the D word must be strong.
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