The Universal Life Church
Aaron
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[color:blue]DOING[/b] THAT WHICH IS RIGHT![/b][/color]
Religious Right, better recognize: This website is gonna put your leaders out of business.ORDINATION NOTICE[/b]
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Glossolalia/Xenolalia
1 Corinthians 12:4-11[/b]
[color:red]4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
[color:red]5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord.[/color]
[color:red]6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.[/color]
[color:red]7 But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal.[/color]
[color:red]8 For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;[/color]
[color:red]9 To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;[/color]
[color:red]10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
[color:red]11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.[/color] [/color][/color]
The wind blows to the south and turns to the north;
round and round it goes, ever returning on its course.
1 Corinthians 14:22-28:[/b]
[color:red]22 Wherefore tongues are for a sign, not to them that believe, but to them that believe not: but prophesying serveth not for them that believe not, but for them which believe.[/color]
[color:red]23 If therefore the whole church be come together into one place, and all speak with tongues, and there come in those that are unlearned, or unbelievers, will they not say that ye are mad?
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[color:red]24 But if all prophesy, and there come in one that believeth not, or one unlearned, he is convinced of all, he is judged of all:[/color]
[color:red]25 And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in you of a truth.
[color:red]26 How is it then, brethren? when ye come together, every one of you hath a psalm, hath a doctrine, hath a tongue, hath a revelation, hath an interpretation. Let all things be done unto edifying.
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[color:red]27 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret.
[color:red]28 But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.[/color][/color]
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Did it for the movie theater discounts, which I still haven't cashed in on (not like you need to pay for movies around here).
cosign
I was going to ding dong ditch your house yesterday on shrooms
i have done 2