Light-brown mustachioed dudes (Halloween related)
white_tea
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I am trying to get a head start on my Halloween costume for this year and have narrowed it down: I am going to use the holiday as an excuse to grow a nice, solid mustache. I have lightish brown/blond hair and don't want to dye the 'stache. Any suggestions on any of these types of dudes in the history of our times? I am coming up empty at this point. Also, what you are all planning to be for Halloween? Hopefully this isn't too of a topic.
Comments
"I'm not man enough to grow a mustache so that people will notice it"
Excuse me, Sir, but this sounds
That said, here's your blond moustache....
growing a mustache, possibly suspect, because a mustache is a freudian attempt to turn your mouth into a vagina. (!!!)
but, uh, back on topic, you could be hulk hogan.
I
AM
So
Glad
I
Never
Grew
A
Stache
What about a beard? I was seriously considering that as a way to warm up the winter. Is that like a 1970s Free Love Vagina? That's straight disgusting.
I could never pull off Hogan. The Rockers-era Sean Michaels maybe. But never Hollywood.