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  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    ...no idea.


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    Still no idea.




    Oh wait, this is the serious auction. Sorry.
  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 3,179 Posts
    Good joke, Duder!  

    I'm going to use that with my kids.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    What do you call a cow with no front or rear right legs?


    Lean beef.



    What do you call a cow with no legs at all?



    Ground beef.
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    ...no idea.


    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    Still no idea.




    Oh wait, this is the serious auction. Sorry.
    What do you call a 12ft deer with no eyes?
    No idea a tall.

    What do you call a man with a wooden head?
    Duderonomy
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    Edward!
    ('ed wood)
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,793 Posts
    What's brown and sticky?
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Edward!
    ('ed wood)
    And a man with two wooden heads?  Edward Wood.

    A man with three wooden heads?  Edward Woodward The Equaliser
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick?
    Duderonomy
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