Charity? Pssh. Burn it. If you're going for spite you might as well go all out. Buy a ticket, fly from Costa Rica to Germany, go down in the subterranean vest archives, bring it back to the surface, dress a lifesize Bea Arthur mannequin in it, burn Bea and the vest, drop a deuce on the ground right there, and sprinkle the ashes on top. Then buy another ticket and fly from Germany back to Costa Rica.
That will show Gary for being mean on the Internet AND that guy from the motorcycle club for wanting the vest and/or motorcycles and/or clubs.
Charity? Pssh. Burn it. If you're going for spite you might as well go all out. Buy a ticket, fly from Costa Rica to Germany, go down in the subterranean vest archives, bring it back to the surface, dress a lifesize Bea Arthur mannequin in it, burn Bea and the vest, drop a deuce on the ground right there, and sprinkle the ashes on top. Then buy another ticket and fly from Germany back to Costa Rica.
That will show Gary for being mean on the Internet AND that guy from the motorcycle club for wanting the vest and/or motorcycles and/or clubs.
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That will show Gary for being mean on the Internet AND that guy from the motorcycle club for wanting the vest and/or motorcycles and/or clubs.
Agreed. That would REALLY teach me a lesson.