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Jose Canseco's Finger

LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
edited November 2014 in Strut Central
According to Jose, his surgically-reattached finger (blown off in a shooting accident) went necrotic and eventually fell off while he was playing at a poker table.

Assuming he's telling the truth, my question is whether this disgusting digit has any value as a collector's item. Supposedly Sotheby's once auctioned off Napoleon's penis for surprisingly small money, but then Napoleon never had a 40/40 season. So what would you pay for Jose's finger and a COA?

I'm in for $100.

  Comments

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    I wouldn't put it past him. He's always looking for a quick buck.

    The Dome Run hat, anybody?

  • LazarusOblongLazarusOblong 896 Posts
    RAJ said:
    I wouldn't put it past him. He's always looking for a quick buck.

    The Dome Run hat, anybody?


    Sure. You could combine it with a Brockabrella.
  • ketanketan Warmly booming riffs 3,180 Posts
    LazarusOblong said:
    According to Jose, his surgically-reattached finger (blown off in a shooting accident) went necrotic and eventually fell off while he was playing at a poker table.

    what a f*cking legend.

    he almost ran for mayor of toronto recently. true story.

    i'd want to see the finger get a proper burial. i used to work in a pathology lab and i can say that - except for brains - preserved body parts are mad creepy.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    How many digits is a digit worth?
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    It's certainly a rarity.
    Only 8 were ever issued.
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