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Morrissey has cancer vs dealing with your own demise

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  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    It's not death I'm afraid of. It will be exactly like it was before we were born, and I can't even remember that!
    It's the not getting to live anymore that I'm trying to avoid.
    As Woody Allen put it, "I'm not trying to achieve immortality with my work, I'm trying to achieve immortality by not dying".
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    You know how the worst homophobes are just latent...
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    You know how the worst homophobes are just latent...

    In both cases...too much mayonnaise.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Duderonomy said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    You know how the worst homophobes are just latent...

    In both cases...too much mayonnaise.

    :lol:
  • DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    Found this Lp today thought of the strut
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    Come on Harv. Think out of the box.

    PROS OF BEING T3H EUROMANG:

    No chemtrails.
    You can condescend upon our food in authentic tones.
    You can tell everyone how much better "Err-thang" is in the US and A.
    In authentic tones.
    Y'all.
    Hang up that tinfoil Stetson.
    Beer that tastes like beer.
    Huge variety of dental styleways.
    No chemtrails.

    CONS:

    Weather (probably an Illuminati conspiracy)
    Kojak is the latest US television.
    Dubbed.
    No chemtrails.
    Euromang Hip-Hop carrying the weight of Callista Flockhardtdt's shadow (LIKE I AM GOING TO F*CKING GOOGLE THAT SPELLING)

    I gots a cold one dedans el fridge for you already, bud.

    BRING STETSONS.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    The fear of being reincarnated as a euroman is strong in me.

    Come on Harv. Think out of the box.

    PROS OF BEING T3H EUROMANG:

    No chemtrails.
    You can condescend upon our food in authentic tones.
    You can tell everyone how much better "Err-thang" is in the US and A.
    In authentic tones.
    Y'all.
    Hang up that tinfoil Stetson.
    Beer that tastes like beer.
    Huge variety of dental styleways.
    No chemtrails.

    CONS:

    Weather (probably an Illuminati conspiracy)
    Kojak is the latest US television.
    Dubbed.
    No chemtrails.
    Euromang Hip-Hop carrying the weight of Callista Flockhardtdt's shadow (LIKE I AM GOING TO F*CKING GOOGLE THAT SPELLING)

    I gots a cold one dedans el fridge for you already, bud.

    BRING STETSONS.

    SO MUCH
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    I'm fairly certain that widespread pickled herring farts are worse than chemtrails.
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