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Rappers should use these lines:

Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
edited May 2014 in Strut Central
"Getting my swerve on like an IKEA shopping cart"

(Why do they all drive sideways? So smooth, but so crooked.)

Please add on. Let's help people rap.


I really just want to talk about those serving carts, but this should be more fun.

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  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Side note: just did some research and it's a Euro thing, with the 4 pivoting wheels. I guess that's standard over on the other side of the pond.

    Given that rap is only for Americans (as evidenced on this board), I stand by the line. I guess if the euro dudes really want it they could just say something like:

    "Getting my swerve on like every shopping cart in our country."

    Carry on.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Le doble poaste
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Through the aisle, I gets smiles, whiles, I be rollin' crooked for Davis.
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    You're lookin' through the peep hole
    nervous
    for real though
    I'm about to kick your door down
    like Bobby De Niro
  • HollafameHollafame 844 Posts
    Can't choose one I wanna get with Polly and Marie
    Love so many b*tches, call it poly-amory
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