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March 14th - Steak & Blowjob day

DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts
edited March 2014 in Strut Central
Any Strutters observing this?

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  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I wouldn't mind the steak but I hate getting my knees dirty.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    didn't know I needed a specific day dedicated to this
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts
    http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,896 Posts
    I am passing, only as familiarity will breed contempt.

    Anyhow, we have half a home-made Shepherd's pie left, which to be honest, is fantastic.

    Perhaps I'll get to clean a plate.
  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,390 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    I am passing, only as familiarity will breed contempt.

    Anyhow, we have half a home-made Shepherd's pie left, which to be honest, is fantastic.

    Perhaps I'll get to clean a plate.

    Really struggling to make a decent double entendre out of that.

    Sincerely,
    Disappointed, London.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Yeah, let me run this past the mother of my 9-month-old. TOTALLY APPROVED.

    :dead:
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,784 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:


    Perhaps I'll get to clean a plate.

    That was last month!
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    I wouldn't mind the steak but I hate getting my knees dirty.

    HAHAHAHA!!!
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Do NOT relegate this combination to a once a year event. If you do, the rest of the year will be jamaican beef patty and a fap day...
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    I just reminded my wife about S&BJ; day.

    She says "well that's a problem. We're all out of both"

    Haha

    b/w

    :oof:
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,896 Posts
    Flomotion said:
    J i m s t e r said:
    I am passing, only as familiarity will breed contempt.

    Anyhow, we have half a home-made Shepherd's pie left, which to be honest, is fantastic.

    Perhaps I'll get to clean a plate.

    Really struggling to make a decent double entendre out of that.

    Sincerely,
    Disappointed, London.

    Perhaps I'll get to clean a plate.

    Do I need to post that picture of the Studio 54 bouncer cleaning Madonna's plate again?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Extra Creamy Steak Sauce for everyone!!!!!
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Damn! The 2 things I gave up for lent.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,087 Posts
    Never heard of this one before, but I would like to get familiar. I thought this was Pi Day (3.14etcetc. and all that shit). That's what the owner of the pizza place around the corner tells me.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    The moment you notice your guy friend with a girlfriend start labeling normal guy get-togethers as GUYS NIGHT OUT just because his girlfriend calls it girls night out when she gets together with her friends.

    Maybe this belongs in the Shit List thraed.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I had to double check to make sure I was still on Soulstrut while reading this thread. I thought only my "macho" UFC/sports-watching half-naked-women-auto-shop-calendars-havin' private-browser-so-their-wives-don't-see friends posted about silly faux holidays like this.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    Get Sheep to post up bouncing titties and the day is complete.
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    Herm said:
    I had to double check to make sure I was still on Soulstrut while reading this thread. I thought only my "macho" UFC/sports-watching half-naked-women-auto-shop-calendars-havin' private-browser-so-their-wives-don't-see friends posted about silly faux holidays like this.

    ^^^

    WOULD RATHER CUDDLE AND BRAID YOUR HAIR
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    If your girl isn't already blowing you regularly and vigorously to keep you happy and faithful, for her own psychological pleasure, and to avoid future destitution and spinsterhood, then you are doing it wrong, and so is she.
  • tech12ztech12z 56 Posts
    Ate chinese food and jerked off twice.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Herm said:
    I had to double check to make sure I was still on Soulstrut while reading this thread. I thought only my "macho" UFC/sports-watching half-naked-women-auto-shop-calendars-havin' private-browser-so-their-wives-don't-see friends posted about silly faux holidays like this.

    Says the guy posting on the site that not only observes tons of faux holidays but also CREATES them (re: Pap Day, Record Day, et al).
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,896 Posts
    tech12z said:
    Ate chinese food and jerked off twice.

    Order is important in this story.
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