ghostface lyrics/one liners

kalakala 3,362 Posts
edited March 2014 in Strut Central
always puts a smile on my face for keeping it sur-real
anyone peep my man on that couples show
hahahah shit is so staged


" i didn't like to sleep with jon jon he peed the bed"

"Handcuffs and talkies, I mashed her white Yorkie
Jettin' up the stairs, them pigs want revenge like Porky's"

malcom got some real winners:

Nice like Van Halen, seen him at the tunnel with his skin peelin

"Yo I-Cham punched Mase in his face over some bullshit"
{and broke his jaw hahahahahahaha kapowwwwwwwww}

"Pigeon toed Tyler's sister with the fat ass"

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  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    lol
    i can feel chuck d shaking his head in shame all the way from hempstead

  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    When I approached you, you knew the aura.

  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Told the bus to pull over so I can shit in Denny's

  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    'Member the first time you made my key
    You was drunk, you went behind a tree and pee'd
    I miss shit like that...

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    "MC Ultra high-brolic bank roll alcahol vulture
    Garlic balls dice the shield of ocre
    Tally ho pitty-pat backgammon pro
    Pink salmon five spring rolls know me, you love my intro
    Half a face wig sewed together like Manhattan Chase
    Lookin like statue of praise, check behind the drapes
    Castor Troy layin for Travolta mic gun pump
    Layin on the floor Clark's bleedin watermelon chunks
    Hold up... sprinkle the hash, Tony Chapstick
    Snatch RZA last piece of fish right off the glass dish
    Butter roll beats bagel tracks wavey hair decks
    Lay it down straw hat style, Butterball crown
    Time life investments, when broke I wrote the old testament
    Crashed domes now perform excellence
    Words with the President, brunch with Yeltsin
    Gorbachev under Meth's nuts, he out in Belgium
    Six and a half monkeys, twelve nazis
    Four disappear, three eight two one flash to thin air
    God's replica no wheel drive motionless mind cresica
    Tilt the hat like Esther"


    what?!

  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Yo, yo, yo, we on the steps with a six pack of Beck's
    Four dutches, Osh Kosh jumpers, '86 viles, mustard {yeah}
    A summer night, light drizzle type
    Waitin' for the Mike fight to come on, son, 'pose to been on
    I keep runnin' to the bathroom, shittin' {where the tissue at?}
    I'm blowin' up Keisha bathroom, everybody bitchin' (god damn, nigga)
    Ghost need his colon cleansed

    When I add up all the deuce related lyrics that GFK has penned, I get very concerned about the health of his digestive system.

  • JefDamJefDam 36 Posts
    We at the opera with Queen Elizabeth rubbing my leg, had ketchup on her dress from a Whopper....

    Need to break out the Ghost albums. Amusing non-sequiturs for days.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Wolverine Carnation Milk

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Yo, yo, yo, we on the steps with a six pack of Beck's
    Four dutches, Osh Kosh jumpers, '86 viles, mustard {yeah}
    A summer night, light drizzle type
    Waitin' for the Mike fight to come on, son, 'pose to been on
    I keep runnin' to the bathroom, shittin' {where the tissue at?}
    I'm blowin' up Keisha bathroom, everybody bitchin' (god damn, nigga)
    Ghost need his colon cleansed

    When I add up all the deuce related lyrics that GFK has penned, I get very concerned about the health of his digestive system.

    "yo, that coffee, that milk? you gon shit son."

  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Possibly my favorite 5 word combination ever...



    Reg'lar font simply doesn't do it justice. Gotta sparkle that shit...

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    JectWon said:
    Possibly my favorite 5 word combination ever...



    Reg'lar font simply doesn't do it justice. Gotta sparkle that shit...

    holy shit yes!

    my cousin was almost named "Electric Radio," just because it sounded cool. (Grass Valley hippy-R)

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    kala said:
    always puts a smile on my face for keeping it sur-real
    anyone peep my man on that couples show
    hahahah shit is so staged

    I couldn't get through more than a couple of episodes...it's like listening to outtakes of songs that didn't make Wizard of Poetry. There can't be much money in that shit, not enough to risk his reputation on it. He must really like that girl :lalala:

    He puts a smile on my face, and makes laugh right out loud

    "this was my favorite girl for years, she knows the way I perform
    sometimes I pull my boxers down ya'll with one Timb on
    it be times, you know, I stay away when her friends on
    for some reason, she be really hot, when her friends gone
    that's when I slide on over with a Guinness on the sofa
    to talk a little shit then get a little closer
    like, what up boo, you know that Ghost loves you
    I get butterflies when we hug and kiss, do you?

    kala said:

    Jettin' up the stairs, them pigs want revenge like Porky's"

    haha! yes!

    "the sun could never be pussy
    he always come out
    he'll sit right there, even if you pull your gun out"

    "my son said, daddy he like his eggs well done
    and he kinda cool
    mommy happy, I can't front"

    "when you leave I get aggy
    I don't know how to act"

    His whole part in The Projects is unrelenting XXX harshness and then he hits you with the last two lines - smh - Still makes an impact after all this time and all these listens.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Meatheads get pistol-whipped, I blow spots like horse shit

  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
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