2014 Predictions
staxwax
1,474 Posts
lets go
im saying -
the monocle
beard dying, patterned beard dying even - ranging from subtle, bespoke jobs to outlandish festival steez
beard piercing quite possibly
im saying -
the monocle
beard dying, patterned beard dying even - ranging from subtle, bespoke jobs to outlandish festival steez
beard piercing quite possibly
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More Fukushima drama
E cigarette controversy
Wrinkles ( that's just wishful thinking. I hate ironing )
Amazon Drones
State after state legalization of recreational marijuana
beard extensions
insta-beard
furry suspenders
mandela the musical - people finding the experience meaningful and impressive
More NSA leaks
News stories about the resurgence of vinyl
News stories about the death of CDs
-the lines between hipster fashion sense, homelessness and mental retardation are going to blur even more until nobody is going to give a shit anymore and combine them all into one sub-genre.
-hopefully there'll finally be that viral disease that'll kill us all off.
Rise of the beard garden! Wacky new trend sees hipsters weave foliage into their facial hair
normcore will soon kill the beard watch
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/27/liberia-ebola-first-doctor-dies-brisbane-virus-outbreak
The return of Pap Day
False Flag attacks by False Rastas
And finall (hold on this is going to be a long one)
Monstanto injects the human 'emotion' gene into corn so that the corn can signal when it is not feeling well.
Corn becomes selft aware.
Corn instantly takes to social media to protest the term "Corny" as insensitive and derrogatory. Takes a selfie holding a sign that says "Does my corniness bother you?"
One week later the same corn posts a selfie holding a sign that says "POPCORN IS MURDER"
A corn army arises, nearly wiping out the human race.
A small band of resistance fighters survives and attempts to destroy corn domination.
Corn creates huminoid cornstalks which can infiltrate the resistance.
Both corn and human create time machines which travel back to the year 1997 in order to kill/protect the leader of the resistance when he was merely a small child. Accidentally kills HIP HOP instead.
A small band of HIP HOP resistance fighters forms with the mantra that only sample based hip hop is real hip hop.
A website is formed to discuss these records...
Think I'm lying? I'M POSTING ON THAT VERY WEBSITE RIGHT NOW.
He's a stalker.... get it?
http://www.egotripland.com/jakk-frost-love-iz-strange/
Fat dudes with big beards
:shh:
Shhh The Corn has Ears!