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2014 Predictions

staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts
edited December 2013 in Strut Central
lets go

im saying -

the monocle



beard dying, patterned beard dying even - ranging from subtle, bespoke jobs to outlandish festival steez

beard piercing quite possibly

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  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    Augmented reality

    More Fukushima drama

    E cigarette controversy

    Wrinkles ( that's just wishful thinking. I hate ironing )
  • gazgaz 232 Posts
    Yet more inane thread topics not about music
  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    Frankie Muniz R.I.P.

    Amazon Drones

    State after state legalization of recreational marijuana
  • staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts
    gaz said:
    Yet more inane thread topics not about music

    beard extensions

    insta-beard

    furry suspenders

    mandela the musical - people finding the experience meaningful and impressive
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Marriage Equality

    More NSA leaks

    News stories about the resurgence of vinyl

    News stories about the death of CDs
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Tupac returns from vacation and sues bankrupt hologram company.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    A&E will introduce a show called Fuck Dynasty about a family of satan worshipping gay hillbillies who became rich selling camoflauge condoms.
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Camo-beards: Dieing beards in skin tones so that it looks like you are clean shaven.
  • FrankFrank 2,379 Posts
    -vinyl is making a comeback and records are drying up.

    -the lines between hipster fashion sense, homelessness and mental retardation are going to blur even more until nobody is going to give a shit anymore and combine them all into one sub-genre.

    -hopefully there'll finally be that viral disease that'll kill us all off.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    2014 sounds great already! Will copeth a calendar.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    2014 sounds great already! Will copeth a calendar.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,135 Posts
    Unmoderated comments on mainstream news message boards incite the type of race riots only Chuck Manson could dream. All 1465 OFWGKTQX?8_^~ rappers and associated cohorts break up, as documented in an exclusive New Rolling Stone expose, then reunite for "one last" concert a week later. Krokodil dubbed the scary drug du jour although no one really does that shit.
  • staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts
    Beard piercings are still coming - for now - heres beard adornments

    Rise of the beard garden! Wacky new trend sees hipsters weave foliage into their facial hair







    normcore will soon kill the beard watch
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,245 Posts
    Frank said:
    -hopefully there'll finally be that viral disease that'll kill us all off.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/27/liberia-ebola-first-doctor-dies-brisbane-virus-outbreak
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Fashionable double-posting.

    The return of Pap Day

    False Flag attacks by False Rastas

    And finall (hold on this is going to be a long one)

    Monstanto injects the human 'emotion' gene into corn so that the corn can signal when it is not feeling well.
    Corn becomes selft aware.
    Corn instantly takes to social media to protest the term "Corny" as insensitive and derrogatory. Takes a selfie holding a sign that says "Does my corniness bother you?"
    One week later the same corn posts a selfie holding a sign that says "POPCORN IS MURDER"
    A corn army arises, nearly wiping out the human race.
    A small band of resistance fighters survives and attempts to destroy corn domination.
    Corn creates huminoid cornstalks which can infiltrate the resistance.
    Both corn and human create time machines which travel back to the year 1997 in order to kill/protect the leader of the resistance when he was merely a small child. Accidentally kills HIP HOP instead.
    A small band of HIP HOP resistance fighters forms with the mantra that only sample based hip hop is real hip hop.
    A website is formed to discuss these records...

    Think I'm lying? I'M POSTING ON THAT VERY WEBSITE RIGHT NOW.
  • ppadilhappadilha 2,245 Posts
    AND WE'RE ALL CORN-HUMAN HYBRIDS!!!!!!!
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    LaserWolf said:

    He's a stalker.... get it?
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,538 Posts
    IT WAS SOULSTRUT ALL ALONG!!!


  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    My story contains a kernel of truth. Soulstrut is like Franky Beverly and Maize. The cream of the crop.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    Gary said:
    LaserWolf said:

    He's a stalker.... get it?

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    As dude's shirt indicates, there's a lot of big beard rappers.

    http://www.egotripland.com/jakk-frost-love-iz-strange/

    Fat dudes with big beards
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Gary said:
    LaserWolf said:

    He's a stalker.... get it?

    :shh:
    Shhh The Corn has Ears!
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    A husky

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Rockadelic said:
    A Corndog

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