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Carlos Danger

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  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Grandfather said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    The photo of his pecs in that link is not particularly impressive. He looks like a super-scrawny dude who suddenly decided to hit the gym for a week straight.

    are you questioning if he even lifts, bro

    I would have too take a look at his Facebook page for gym status updates. But he does not appear to be a man who truly whales on his pecs, bro.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Grandfather said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    The photo of his pecs in that link is not particularly impressive. He looks like a super-scrawny dude who suddenly decided to hit the gym for a week straight.

    are you questioning if he even lifts, bro

    I would have too take a look at his Facebook page for gym status updates. But he does not appear to be a man who truly whales on his pecs, bro.

    He looks more like a guy who whales on his dick.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Haha now that's funny.

    When the NYT and the Daily News are already calling for dude to withdraw, there is really nowhere to go. A shame.

    His wife is bad ass and needs to tell old "Carlos" to have fun with his Internet girlfriends and step.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Jonny_Paycheck said:
    When the NYT and the Daily News are already calling for dude to withdraw, there is really nowhere to go. A shame.

    Yeah. Hopefully they had a towel down, or they're going to have to wash those sheets.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Hayoooo. At least I didn't say "pull out"
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Redemption, thy name is dick jokes. :hard_as_fuck: :oh_my:
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    Jonny_Paycheck said:
    His wife is bad ass and needs to tell old "Carlos" to have fun with his Internet girlfriends and step.

    But then she can't follow in her boss' footsteps.

    The Post is killing it with the puns. Love it.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    wsj
    A day after Anthony Weiner acknowledged that he continued sending lewd messages to women even after he resigned from Congress, former Gov. Eliot Spitzer said he hadn???t used prostitutes after his own downfall in 2008.

    ???Absolutely not,??? Mr. Spitzer said when asked at a campaign stop at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal Wednesday if he had been with prostitutes after his resignation as governor of New York. ???And we???re done answering those questions.???
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    http://mobile.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html?original_referrer=http://t.co/OInpZzZmKj
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Manuel Peril


    I won't be answering to anything else from now on.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Lol. "Manual Peril" indeed.
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Benito Scourge.

    I'd blap.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    I shit you not: Gustavo Dynamite

    YES
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Luis Evil
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Mine was "Pepe Risk".
  • HollafameHollafame 844 Posts
    Alfonso Adventure

    haha...I might actually use that.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    Gilberto Trouble. I'm Carlos Danger's younger, slightly less dangerous, brother.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    HOLLAFAME said:
    Alfonso Adventure

    haha...I might actually use that.

    I'm sayin'. I don't think I can walk away from Gustavo Dynamite.
  • Jean-ClaudeBanDamnedJean-ClaudeBanDamned 282 Posts
    Miguel Angel Scourge.

    I likes it. Might be a username option down the road...
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Jose Maria Gamble

    It's pronounced Gahmblay.
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Bernardo Distress

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    I shit you not: Gustavo Dynamite

    YES

    Damn.
    Jose Maria Dynamite
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    This must be that "war on women" everyone keeps talking about.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/25/nyregion/racy-exchange-with-weiner-began-with-angry-message-blog-editor-says.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    skel said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    I shit you not: Gustavo Dynamite

    YES

    Damn.
    Jose Maria Dynamite

    WE ARE THE DYNAMITE BROS. NOT SHORT FOR BROTHERS. DYNAMITE BROS.

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Horseleech said:
    Jose Maria Gamble

    It's pronounced Gahmblay.

    I typed in my full name and was dubbed Carlos Catastrophe.

    I'll use that for formal occasions.

    And my Mexican Punk band.
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    I'm now Julio Cesar Clandestine

    holy shit.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    4YearGraduate said:
    I'm now Julio Cesar Clandestine

    holy shit.

    YEAH YOU ARE!

    I smell a side project pseudonym.
  • undertheradarundertheradar 619 Posts
    !!!!

    Manolo Hazard.....
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Raul Covert!
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