Ok... here's your chance....

iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
edited March 2013 in Strut Central
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  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    good to know Soulstrut is not charging for classified ads anymore, I was never down with that shit

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    Jonny_Paycheck said:
    good to know Soulstrut is not charging for classified ads anymore, I was never down with that shit

    Almost bought a $15 Beach Boy record at your shop a few weekends a go... But decided to spend it on beer instead and live with the mpfrees.

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    RAJ said:
    Jonny_Paycheck said:
    good to know Soulstrut is not charging for classified ads anymore, I was never down with that shit

    Almost bought a $15 Beach Boy record at your shop a few weekends a go... But decided to spend it on beer instead and live with the mpfrees.

    that's chill... it sold to someone else and I spent that money on beer. Everything is everything

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    Free set sales are cool and a very 'community' feature. But I think dudes posting their ebay auctions should pay. Most of them only drop by to list their auctions and contribute nothing else to the site.

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    I Miss TSL

  • does it remind you of when your website about beats seemed relevant

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    rape_donkeys said:
    does it remind you of when your website about beats seemed relevant

    No it reminds me when you would pedal scratched up Brother Jack McDuff records in a dimly lit apt

  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    RAJ said:
    scratched up Brother Jack McDuff records in a dimly lit apt
    Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's getting pregnant.

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    james said:
    RAJ said:
    scratched up Brother Jack McDuff records in a dimly lit apt
    Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's getting pregnant.

    I declined

  • hahahaa - "flat backin" is correct


  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    rape_donkeys said:
    relevant

    relevant to what?

  • the movement (HEAD NODDERS)

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    i applaud this witty banter!!!

    yo monkey, do a little setsale and show the world how its done!

  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    JSU for old time stakes

    FUCKKKING JOHHNY TRUST FUND NYU PAYCHECK KUNT DIICKCOVERY CLUB SNOT NODE TWAT POOPUTT BITCH I REMEMBER THAT CONFESSIONAL POST ABOUT WHY YOU CALL YOURSELF JOHNNY PAYCHECK FROM 03 INCLUDING THE PICTURE OF THE GRAVE
    SHIT WAS ASS OUT FUCKED YOU FOOL NO ONE SON YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM
    IT'S LIKE HAROLD MELVIN MINUS THE BLUE NOTE BREAKRECORDS
    IT'S LIKE A SEPHARDIC JEW IN A SHOPPING MALL ON YOM KIPOOR HITCHHIKING TO SCHUEL
    ITS LIKE A PALESTINIAN WITHOUT A SEWAR TO LIVE IN UNDERNEATH THE WESTBANK


    STORM TRACKER I KNOW YOU ARE ETHNIC ELDER AT SPERMIDERMY SO BACK THE FUCK UP AND HEED THE GHETTO OF MIND WHICH NEITHER YOU OR YOUR JAWNNY RECRODCHEX CAN EVER REALLY BE DOWN LIKE YOU THINK U R NO MATTER HOW MANY CELEBRITY BEAT MAKERS BUY DOODY LOOPS AT YOUR FUCKING TRENDY ASS BULLSHIT KUNT SUCKING STORE OR HOW MANY TIMES YOU THINK U R SO HARD BADASS BUYING RECORDS IN BROWNSVILLE AND ALMOST GETTING A FUCKING COLOSTOMY BAG FOR A LARGE INTESTINE SON
    TRY IT IN EAST NEW YORK
    I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY TIMES YOUDROP THE FACT THAT YOU LIVE IN HARLEM
    ONE NIGHT YOU GONNA GET GANKED AND MERKED-DED LIKE GARY COLEMAN'S HEMATOMA


    IRON MONKEY I GOT NO BEEF WITH EXCEPT I FEEL BAD YOU MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO FUCK THAT GUYS WIFE IN NEW MEXICO AND FREELOADED ON THE DUDE'S MAYONNAISE AND ROAST BEEF AND STUFF OK?

    RAJ KEEPING IT REAL AND EASING UP ON THE FREE CLASSIFIEDS FOR VAMPIRE LESBO MONKEY ACTION WERD IS BOND LIKE ELMERS GLUE TO REMOVE DIRT AND SCHITT FROM RAPE DONKKKEY'S ETHNIC MCDUFF PENIS

    DELAY ???..YOU AND YOUR FUCKKKING LAME ASS USER/DJ NAME
    DOC DELAY
    HAHAHAHAHA BET U WISH U NEVER USED THAT MONIKER HUH BITCH?
    YOUR BEATS ARE FUCKING AMAZING AND YOU WILL NEVER GET TO QUIT THE DAYJOB SON SO GIVE IT UP OR SHOOT YOURSELF NOW AND END THE MISERY
    WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I WANT TO TROUNCE YOUR DC AZZ IN WILLIAMSBERG FOR POSTURING LIKE YOU OWN HIP HOP GAZEEBO'S AND SHITE
    I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY COPIES OF STRING BEAT YOU COPPED FOR FREE FROM YOUR HAIORDRESSER OR HOW MANY DJ GIGS YOU SELF FINANCE INTERCUNTINENTAL THAT SHIT IS OVER LIKE 95 WOF AND BIG DADDY ZINE KID

    I'LL GIVE YOU MOVEMENT YOU FUCKING KKKUNTS,,,,,,,,
    WHERE IS DIZZY KUNT>/?
    FUCKLING HIS WIFE;S FLAT ASS ON THE DMZ?
    GOOD
    BOUT TIME SOME VX GAS FLOWED INTO SOUL SOUTH KOREA KIMCHI BREATHE TUG AND RUB BITCHES I CAN'T HANDLE IT
    THAT BITCH IS SUCKING BUKAKE WELL SHAKE AIN'T POSTED NO BEAT SINCE WHAT???.06 ?
    SHIT U DEAD TOO BITCH
    ALL KKKUNTS GO TO PURGATORY I ROCK THAT MPC AND SMOKE BLUNTED ZOOLI TIL DEATH DO YOU PART YOUR HAIR.
    GETTING YOUNG FLY SHORTIES AND NEVER GIVE UP THE GRIP
    WERD KKKUNTS
    WERD
    ROCK ON AND BE ALL 2.5 CHILLREN
    SHIT NONE OF U EVEN CLOSE TO THIS TORCH
    AMEN BROTHER LIKE GC COLEMMAN BREAKBEAT TIL TORTURE FLAYED ALIVE YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT IN THE SUB BASEMENT
    R.I.P. TO ALL THAT ROCKED A CROSSFADER

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    cant say i agree with all of it, but that was fairly epic

  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    tripledouble said:
    cant say i agree with all of it, but that was fairly epic

    HURY THE FUCK UP WITH AEIOU PT 17 THE WORLD IS WATING TIPPLE QUADRRUPLE
    I KNOW U GONNA COME THRU WITH THAT REAL NICENESS
    U ONE OF THE TRU GODZ UP IN THIS SLIME HOLE
    WERD
    MAD PROPRS TO PHIL- LA- O -SOUL

    is val schively still open?

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    i'm a slime hole demi-god! haha kala you need a talk show and have everyone on this thread on the show. it would be the morton downey jr. of the record game, which i think is a good thing

    Vals is still open!! he defies all economic trends

  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    kala said:
    tripledouble said:
    cant say i agree with all of it, but that was fairly epic

    HURY THE FUCK UP WITH AEIOU PT 17 THE WORLD IS WATING TIPPLE QUADRRUPLE

    Hahahahah!!!!

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    yall saw this? hors d'oeuvres:

  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    NIGHT LIKE ROD CAREW CREW CHECK THE FUCK INN

    yea man i scene that warm up the first time you posted it
    its nice but ??????


  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    yo the miracle whip commercial before that song was unbeliavable. i actually watched all of it. why was that made?!?!?!?!

  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    you guys brought a smile to my face when i needed it
    especially you U kkkunt!

    btw
    i am accepting offers on this

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts

  • caicai spacecho 362 Posts
    Quality poasting

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    kala said:

    TRY IT IN EAST NEW YORK

    HAHA!

    When I was hanging in East New York you were wearing JNCOs and chatting fake patois over DnB in the Sin Sin Basement you TWEAKER!

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    love you guys... just taking the piss... last time I saw Kala he was wearing wrap-around shades with a fu-manchu like Ben Stiller in Dodgeball... that was five years ago and he still hasn't put a hand on me like he said he would. I'm starting to feel un-loved

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,783 Posts
    GROUP HUG!

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH... I'M GLAD IROM MONKEY SHOWED UP LIKE SOME SPAM BOT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS TO PEDAL HIS HIGH DOLLAR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION AQUIRED WITH EX GIRLFRIENDS TRUST FUND MONIES.

    :shitty:

  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Iron Spam Bot
    or Spam Monkey?
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