Seagal Dancehall heat

Danno3000

Maybe I'm just very late to the party, but this is some next level business from the Strut's patron saint of awesome:



Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let's have a shot of rum
Then I can make you come with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin

The_Non

:face_melt: :face_melt: :face_melt: :face_melt: :face_melt:

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

vintageinfants

"Shortly after the release of Exit Wounds, DMX was asked what it had been like working with Steven Seagal. "Steven Seagal is a dickhead," he replied. "With spray-on hair? Come on. This is not the Steven Seagal I remember! I remember a badass! But I get here and I see fuckin' Geritol!"

"He's a fucking asshole. And he's a racist," DMX added. "I walk up and suddenly he has to change his accent to down-south country. 'Hey, wassup, D? We's goin' (gonna have us a barbecue)...' We's goin'? Who the fuck you think you're talking to? Sambo?""

tecate

"Steven Segal is a musical genius"

-Me, Eddie Murphy, and many more

dukeofdelridge

:|

parallax

All kinds of wrong, but somehow not surprising that Segal would attempt this shit.

rootlesscosmo

Amazing.