Eerily similar to a local story here a year or two back where a guy on a greyhound bus started stabbing the guy in the seat next to him, decapitated him and started eating him.
Turns out dude was schizophrenic off his meds and thought the victim was an "alien" and the voices told him he had to kill him.
man....did i read that dude waws bumpin lines of "Bath Salts"...i mean WTF is that all about...man i know when i was in junior high (87/88) dudes were buying "icey drops" which were like a mouth fresher and drinking them tryna get drunk...and i thought that was weird..
i also remember the first time i saw a hobo/homeless dude drink Lysol from the can, while we were trying to paint at the edge of a train yard and that shit totally freaked me out...
so eating some guy's face because [insert any reason] makes you a cannibal now ?
Haha...You're goddamn right eating someone's face makes you a cannibal.
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Unless dude came back from the dead, he's just a cannibal and not a zombie.
I disagree. To me a cannibal is someone who eats pieces of dead people as meat but is otherwise in charge of their mental facilities. A zombie is a senseless ghoul compelled to consume the flesh of the living. They're usually undead, like in the classic Romero films, but If your definition catholic enough to include films like 28 Days Later, then reanimation is not a requirement. This guy sounds much more like a zombie than a cannibal.
may have been under the influence of "bath salts," a drug referred to as the new LSD, according to reports from CNN affiliates in Miami.
y'all know how many kids stole their moms bath salts since this was reported this morning? no different then "borrowing some of mom booze when you were a kid" right? lol, its like when they explain what a madman did to get a knife in his shoe on a plane before he killed everyone, or explaining how some dude made a bomb before he blew him self up..."the suspect took equal amounts of __________ & __________ to make the deadly device" and then detonated it.
Eugene was "growling like an animal as he swallowed pieces of flesh," before officers fired the initial shot, according to the New York Daily News. Following the initial shot, the suspect continued "chomping on the man's ears, nose and cheeks -- and even tried to gouge out his eyeballs," before cops fired several more shots. Eugene was killed at the scene.
Whether he swallowed or not, he definitely had bad table manners. Growling and chomping, smh.
what kind of mushrooms are these dudes eating, i must admit that its been a long time since i ate some mushrooms and shit (8/9yrs), but damn man last time me and the homie from Alberta drank some mushroom tea on my back deck, we went and got lost in the woods and had a helluva time, it was like being in Empire Strikes Back, swear to god i saw ewoks that day...i surely didnt kill my friend though...
i guess saying that these dudes were trippin is an understatment...
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Bath Salts as in MDPV - not actual Bath Salts.
That'd be the first time your girl really bit your face off after you ask her to get out of the bathroom.
what kind of mushrooms are these dudes eating, i must admit that its been a long time since i ate some mushrooms and shit (8/9yrs), but damn man last time me and the homie from Alberta drank some mushroom tea on my back deck, we went and got lost in the woods and had a helluva time, it was like being in Empire Strikes Back, swear to god i saw ewoks that day...i surely didnt kill my friend though...
i guess saying that these dudes were trippin is an understatment...
seen a picture of the guys mutilated face, pretty unbelieveable. Might have been the kind thing to do if the cops had shot him to. Hard to see what kind of existence this poor man can ever have again.....
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At that point Pepper Spray is nothing more than a condiment!
Eerily similar to a local story here a year or two back where a guy on a greyhound bus started stabbing the guy in the seat next to him, decapitated him and started eating him.
Turns out dude was schizophrenic off his meds and thought the victim was an "alien" and the voices told him he had to kill him.
Scary shit.
Haha.
Wait a minute, was it an Onion headline, or were police trying to say that pepper-spraying students was one of their five a day?
smh @ the media
i also remember the first time i saw a hobo/homeless dude drink Lysol from the can, while we were trying to paint at the edge of a train yard and that shit totally freaked me out...
this is like a new level of tryna get high...
new track off Watch the Throne 2?
Are there some Cannibal standards he failed to meat?
yeah...sic on purpose
Haha...You're goddamn right eating someone's face makes you a cannibal.
I disagree. To me a cannibal is someone who eats pieces of dead people as meat but is otherwise in charge of their mental facilities. A zombie is a senseless ghoul compelled to consume the flesh of the living. They're usually undead, like in the classic Romero films, but If your definition catholic enough to include films like 28 Days Later, then reanimation is not a requirement. This guy sounds much more like a zombie than a cannibal.
y'all know how many kids stole their moms bath salts since this was reported this morning? no different then "borrowing some of mom booze when you were a kid" right? lol, its like when they explain what a madman did to get a knife in his shoe on a plane before he killed everyone, or explaining how some dude made a bomb before he blew him self up..."the suspect took equal amounts of __________ & __________ to make the deadly device" and then detonated it.
http://deadspin.com/5549389/mushroom-tea-murder-man-removes-friends-still+beating-heart
Certainly there is a more politically correct term that doesn't sound so mean.
Face Taster
Nose Nibbler
Cheeky Chewer
This happened two months ago....dude was possessed by Satan.....no big deal.
Did he swallow?
I don't think just chewing makes one a cannibal. If he digested dudes face I'd say it's an act of cannibalism.
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Canada, too
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I read the miami face muncher had cocaine psychosis
Whether he swallowed or not, he definitely had bad table manners. Growling and chomping, smh.
Oh shit, 2 YEARS ago. I just heard about it today and grabbed the first link.
i guess saying that these dudes were trippin is an understatment...
bw
Man arrested for biting lips off kitten
"Biters on, biters on the kitty.."
- shouts to the Fantasy Three
Bath Salts as in MDPV - not actual Bath Salts.
That'd be the first time your girl really bit your face off after you ask her to get out of the bathroom.
son, return of the jedi
Not condemning anyone, just saying how it effects me.
Also all reports of mental illness or drug use at this time are speculative.
seen a picture of the guys mutilated face, pretty unbelieveable. Might have been the kind thing to do if the cops had shot him to. Hard to see what kind of existence this poor man can ever have again.....
The situation is horrible. I agree. It's the worst.