Raised Beds Advice (Tokoloshe Related)

staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts
edited May 2012 in Strut Central
I just built our first raised bed.
Used the old big ass 4 x 2 2/3 x 8 bricks to get that baby nice and high.
We are going to raise 2 more beds of the same size for the rest of the fam.

We just reclaimed a part of our yard that was taken over by Zulu Tokoloshes, the short, hairy, dwarf-like creature controlled by witches, from Bantu folklore. It is a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a special pebble.

Cut em, pulled em, took em outside, shot em. brought em back inside, stabbed them, covered the ground in cardboard, covered the cardboard with gravel, raised beds on the gravel. Nothing seemed to be working.

So this year we are raising all our beds in full shade, so we are looking forward to a graemlin-proof bedroom.

Any suggestions on where to call in the n???anga witch doctors to make the magical substance from the body of a dead tokolosh, in order to make the tokoloshe visible and paralyze him, so the witch doctor can kill him, will be appreciated.
I have never done raised beds and have never had any significant african poltergeist issues of my own.




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  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts






  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts

  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    I dunno man, if them demons want you when you're in bed, they gonna get you someway


  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Helpful instructional video:


  • staxwaxstaxwax 1,474 Posts


    raise your bed up high
    raise it to the sky
    close the windows close the doors
    makes no difference if you're rich or poor

    bw

    Tracey Emin art bed biter alert

    LaserWolf said:


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