Raised Beds Advice (Tokoloshe Related)
staxwax
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I just built our first raised bed.
Used the old big ass 4 x 2 2/3 x 8 bricks to get that baby nice and high.
We are going to raise 2 more beds of the same size for the rest of the fam.
We just reclaimed a part of our yard that was taken over by Zulu Tokoloshes, the short, hairy, dwarf-like creature controlled by witches, from Bantu folklore. It is a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a special pebble.
Cut em, pulled em, took em outside, shot em. brought em back inside, stabbed them, covered the ground in cardboard, covered the cardboard with gravel, raised beds on the gravel. Nothing seemed to be working.
So this year we are raising all our beds in full shade, so we are looking forward to a graemlin-proof bedroom.
Any suggestions on where to call in the n???anga witch doctors to make the magical substance from the body of a dead tokolosh, in order to make the tokoloshe visible and paralyze him, so the witch doctor can kill him, will be appreciated.
I have never done raised beds and have never had any significant african poltergeist issues of my own.
Used the old big ass 4 x 2 2/3 x 8 bricks to get that baby nice and high.
We are going to raise 2 more beds of the same size for the rest of the fam.
We just reclaimed a part of our yard that was taken over by Zulu Tokoloshes, the short, hairy, dwarf-like creature controlled by witches, from Bantu folklore. It is a mischievous and evil spirit that can become invisible by swallowing a special pebble.
Cut em, pulled em, took em outside, shot em. brought em back inside, stabbed them, covered the ground in cardboard, covered the cardboard with gravel, raised beds on the gravel. Nothing seemed to be working.
So this year we are raising all our beds in full shade, so we are looking forward to a graemlin-proof bedroom.
Any suggestions on where to call in the n???anga witch doctors to make the magical substance from the body of a dead tokolosh, in order to make the tokoloshe visible and paralyze him, so the witch doctor can kill him, will be appreciated.
I have never done raised beds and have never had any significant african poltergeist issues of my own.
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