I'd have zero chance of sleeping with either of them but the President would obviously be better for conversation. I'm taking Mr President out for a burger.
Yeah. Can we put him on a commenting-but-not-creating-threads status? This coming from someone who no doubt has created some truly terrible, crickets-inducing threads.
I dunno - his threads get a lot of action, more than most in the recent past....and there is a good balance of silly and music-related
+1
Kate Upton looks as dumb as a box of hammers. I would probably yell at Obama the whole time, so I'm going with my man Richard. Talk about his NOLA roots.
i want to change my vote. i got mesmerized by the tetas and voted for kate. gene simmons kinda grosses me out. id have to go with obama. id actually love to have a serious conversation with him and maybe shoot some hoops afterwards
i want to change my vote. i got mesmerized by the tetas and voted for kate. gene simmons kinda grosses me out. id have to go with obama. id actually love to have a serious conversation with him and maybe shoot some hoops afterwards
RICHARD not Gene. If it was Gene, the only reason I'd wanna meet him is to shoot for the Guinness World Record for most times a celebrity has been punched in the face in a row.
i want to change my vote. i got mesmerized by the tetas and voted for kate. gene simmons kinda grosses me out. id have to go with obama. id actually love to have a serious conversation with him and maybe shoot some hoops afterwards
RICHARD not Gene. If it was Gene, the only reason I'd wanna meet him is to shoot for the Guinness World Record for most times a celebrity has been punched in the face in a row.
oh shit. i wouldnt mind getting drunk with richard simmons. i can see him being real funny and yelling shit at random people. but i probably couldnt tolerate his presence if i was sober
Neither one, I think I have heard enough of your presidents' voice for one life time, the girl looks hella country (in a way that makes me faintly hear the banjo out of deliverance) and I'd rather not have any solid food for a week than having to look at Russel Simons while I'm eating.
I voted for third dude as he must be neither a politician who hasn't delivered on gitmo promises, nor someone whose only talent is to own an admittedly immaculate pair of tits.
So at least we'd have a decent conversation, starting with "so, who the fuck are you?"
If dinner includes any hint of licking tommie k offa body parts, then obviously I'm with blondie.
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I hope he likes Afghani hash, he's certainly spending A LOT of money on it.
I think you've confused the world with the US. Kate who?
That said, I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers...
Btw - I meant to say "or". I gotta fire my editor.
Yeah. Can we put him on a commenting-but-not-creating-threads status? This coming from someone who no doubt has created some truly terrible, crickets-inducing threads.
Kate Upton looks as dumb as a box of hammers. I would probably yell at Obama the whole time, so I'm going with my man Richard. Talk about his NOLA roots.
still, shes cute
Where are we eating? Some fancy place? or Macky Dee's?
haha what the fuck does that mean?? its funny whatever it is
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oh shit. i wouldnt mind getting drunk with richard simmons. i can see him being real funny and yelling shit at random people. but i probably couldnt tolerate his presence if i was sober
So at least we'd have a decent conversation, starting with "so, who the fuck are you?"
If dinner includes any hint of licking tommie k offa body parts, then obviously I'm with blondie.
simma-nym!