Missing dog in my neighborhood

DB_Cooper

This is real. And in my neighborhood.



WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Frank

haha... pretty apparent joke but obviously he got you. The over the top "hybrid breed" description is a dead giveaway that this can't be real. I'm pretty sure the photo shows a wolf.

DB_Cooper

I don't put anything past the crazy Eastern Euro-folks in my neighborhood. If you told me the Ukranian dude down the block had a squad of babies cooking meth on his roof, I might believe you.

Frank

You should respond by posting the following note:


Pooch found:
A few nights ago, we found this homeless dog in our garden.
We wanted to keep him since he's real pretty but on the third night, he ate our 2 year old son. Please call if this is your dog or we'll have to let him loose again. He seems to not want to eat anything else but large amounts of raw red meat and always acts extremely hungry. We can't afford to buy 5 pounds of steak every day.

staxwax

hilarious.

I once thought it would be funny to put stickers advertising a local chinese eatery on all missing dog and cat signs in my neighbourhood, but never actually executed the plan.

i know i know

:racist:

In my defense, I dont frown on dog or cat eating - im no xenophobe or ethnocentrist - especially not when it comes to food.

The-gaffler

Poor attempt by the creator.


Now the dead as a nail cat that ended up on my porch the other week was a good one.

Duderonomy

I thought this was going to be about Klaus.

DB_Cooper

Well, he's no Xerxes.

TheKindCromang

billbradley

LaserWolf

Lots a laughs. Thanks.