Chud Eradication Campaign

TheKindCromang

Just fleshing out a rough concept for a potential Kickstarter campaign to help people ("diggers" being those most directly affected) tired of running across the (seemingly) endless amount of Montovani, Mitch Miller, Babs records, etc???

The entire US will be broken up into sectors. People who are interested (per sector) will take on the role of Annointed Eradicator. Eradicators will then receive funding (money raised through the campaign) to attack all thrift stores, swap meets, dollar bins, (even house calls?), buy up all the chud and then destroy it. The destruction method is as of yet undetermined (Incineration? Explosives?)??? obviously there are kinks which still need to be worked out.

Even though (today) there are millions of copies of these records out there, no matter how high the number, it is a finite one. There is an end in sight. This would be an organized effort to make every single copy of these ubiquitous ass-burners dissapear.

WHO'S IN?!?!

LaserWolf

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

Fred_Garvin

This could be a multi-decade project. The amount of manpower it would take just to get rid of "Frampton Comes Alive" is hard to fathom.

hcrink

This would be a War On Drugs level waste of money and effort.