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DB_Cooper

"Your mom smells like foot tacos".

Add on.

james

I heard your mom only has one finger and wants to join the Pointer Sisters.

Grandfather

Your moms feet so busted that when she walks around barefoot it sounds like shes playing the maracas

RAJ

Your mom took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

HarveyCanal

A classic:

Ya mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

james

I heard your mom was born with a mouth in each armpit and has to do The Cabbage Patch whenever she wants to chew.

vintageinfants

i'd say this shit to her face instead of behind her back, but my car's only got a half tank of gas.

batmon

your moms is on Soulstrut

chrisflyer

Yo mama's so stupid she gave her brother a blowjob cause he was unemployed.

Controller_7

Your mama gave birth to you and raised you well.

Wait, am I doing this right?

parallax

If jizz was pavement, your mom would be a highway.

Your mom's so skinny, she could do pushups under a door.

Dolo76

Your mom gave me dome for a Leo Sayer in G- condition

vintageinfants

speaking of snaps, that's what i can do when my fingers in her veej and my thumbs in her butt.

Horseleech

I wish Redd Foxx was still here.

cove

Your mom got banned

herbacios tweed

Your moms so fat her blood type is Ragu

StoneHands

Your mom's elbows are so pointy, record collectors wouldn't date her.

edulus

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake...etc

http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/hogwarts-snaps/

Breez

Your moms is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your moms is like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.

Your moms teeth are so yellow the bitch spits butter.

PATX

Your Poppyseed Was Dismissed Upon Release But Standing Strong Today

FunkyFlatulent

Your moms mouth is so strong she blows bubbles with Now and Laters.

MiddleDean

Your dick's so small you piss on your nuts

bass_fever

Your mom is soo short she can walk under a bed with high heels on and do back flips...

Your mom is so skinny she has like one nipple...

FunkyFlatulent

Your mother's so bald she blowdry her hair like this...heh ...heh...... lol

YNOT

Your moms so skinny she had to run in the shower to get wet.