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DB_Cooper
Manhatin'
7,823 Posts
September 2011
edited September 2011
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"Your mom smells like foot tacos".
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james
chicago
1,863 Posts
September 2011
I heard your mom only has one finger and wants to join the Pointer Sisters.
Grandfather
2,303 Posts
September 2011
Your moms feet so busted that when she walks around barefoot it sounds like shes playing the maracas
RAJ
tenacious local
7,779 Posts
September 2011
Your mom took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
HarveyCanal
"a distraction from my main thesis."
13,234 Posts
September 2011
A classic:
Ya mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
james
chicago
1,863 Posts
September 2011
I heard your mom was born with a mouth in each armpit and has to do The Cabbage Patch whenever she wants to chew.
vintageinfants
4,537 Posts
September 2011
i'd say this shit to her face instead of behind her back, but my car's only got a half tank of gas.
batmon
27,574 Posts
September 2011
your moms is on Soulstrut
chrisflyer
275 Posts
September 2011
Yo mama's so stupid she gave her brother a blowjob cause he was unemployed.
Controller_7
4,052 Posts
September 2011
Your mama gave birth to you and raised you well.
Wait, am I doing this right?
parallax
no-style-having mf'er
1,266 Posts
September 2011
If jizz was pavement, your mom would be a highway.
Your mom's so skinny, she could do pushups under a door.
Dolo76
64 Posts
September 2011
Your mom gave me dome for a Leo Sayer in G- condition
vintageinfants
4,537 Posts
September 2011
speaking of snaps, that's what i can do when my fingers in her veej and my thumbs in her butt.
Horseleech
3,830 Posts
September 2011
I wish Redd Foxx was still here.
cove
1,566 Posts
September 2011
Your mom got banned
herbacios tweed
445 Posts
September 2011
Your moms so fat her blood type is Ragu
StoneHands
341 Posts
September 2011
Your mom's elbows are so pointy, record collectors wouldn't date her.
edulus
421 Posts
September 2011
Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake...etc
http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/hogwarts-snaps/
Breez
1,706 Posts
September 2011
Your moms is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your moms is like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.
Your moms teeth are so yellow the bitch spits butter.
PATX
2,820 Posts
September 2011
Your Poppyseed Was Dismissed Upon Release But Standing Strong Today
FunkyFlatulent
1,106 Posts
September 2011
Your moms mouth is so strong she blows bubbles with Now and Laters.
MiddleDean
68 Posts
September 2011
Your dick's so small you piss on your nuts
bass_fever
974 Posts
September 2011
Your mom is soo short she can walk under a bed with high heels on and do back flips...
Your mom is so skinny she has like one nipple...
FunkyFlatulent
1,106 Posts
September 2011
Your mother's so bald she blowdry her hair like this...heh ...heh...... lol
YNOT
in a studio apt mixing tuna with the ramen
417 Posts
September 2011
Your moms so skinny she had to run in the shower to get wet.
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Ya mama's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Wait, am I doing this right?
Your mom's so skinny, she could do pushups under a door.
http://www.nerdist.com/2009/03/hogwarts-snaps/
Your moms is like a shot gun, one cock and she blows.
Your moms teeth are so yellow the bitch spits butter.
Your mom is so skinny she has like one nipple...
Your moms so skinny she had to run in the shower to get wet.