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I usually hate FW:FW: FW: emails...

Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
...but this is pretty funny.You know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if the following are true: 1. You don't officially start working in the morning until you read your emails. 2. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE. 3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends and plan what you are doing for the weekend. 4. The only time your man/woman picks you up from work is on payday. 5. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out because you didn't answer your phone quick enough. 6. You paint your nails at your desk. 7. When you are on a personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny. 8. On casual Friday, you wear your best Pelle Pelle, Tommy Hilfiger, DKNY shirts and jeans ( ladies- tightest jeans ) everyone in your office thinks you are advertising for them. 9. You have pictures on your wall with you and your friends at the club. 10. You talk about how much money you make. 11. To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's someone know to call you right back. ( let the phone ring two times and call me right back) 12. You give your out-of-town friends your company's 1-800 number. 13. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud. 14. Coworkers inquire how your father's surgery went that required you to be out for days and you haven't seen your daddy since he left your momma when you were born. 15. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your letters to your mate in the penitentiary. 16. Your kid's school supplies all have your company insignia on them. 17. You can't function straight when the batteries go dead in your desk radio. 18. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up your paycheck. 19. You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most food and take a platter of lunchmeat and potato salad home to your family for dinner. 20. Before someone uses your telephone at your desk, they have to wipe the chicken grease off the handset. 21. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday. 22. You don't like your supervisor and a couple other coworkers and you tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been promoted. 23. You get your haircut/hair done on lunch and come back two hours later. 24. You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work. 25. You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club. 26. Your kids call your job and say to the operator, "Let me speak to my Mama" 27. You eat sunflower seeds at your desk. 28. If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work done.

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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts



    You know you are a SOULSTRUT AFFILIATE[/b] if the following are true:
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts



    You know you are a SOULSTRUT AFFILIATE[/b] if the following are true:
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    ...but this is pretty funny.



    You know you are CORPORATE GHETTO if the following are true:



    2. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.



    5. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss you out because you didn't answer your phone quick enough.

    7. When you are on a personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.

    11. To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's someone know to call you right back. ( let the phone ring two times and call me right back)

    12. You give your out-of-town friends your company's 1-800 number.


    15. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your RECORDS SOLD ON EBAY[/b]

    28. If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work done.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    20. Before someone uses your telephone at your desk, they have to wipe the chicken grease off the handset.

    Dude...HAHAHAHA...
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    19/28...
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    This is the thing. I deal with a lot of guys who are low-level corporate employees and have hustles on the side... always in the entertainment industry...

    most recently I bought health insurance for myself, through my company, and the guy I dealt with was one such "corporate ghetto" foll... so in the meeting with his boss and everything he is very proper and businesslike... he escorts me to the entrance and on the way out, after the elevator door closes, dude's all... "so yo, you have a record store? Aiiight, yo I got some artists and some producers, I manage them, you know in my spare time, it's like a side hustle, younknowwhati'msaying? Anyways, so yeah dog I gotta send my producers down to you. No doubt, bet. Aiight dog, I'ma get at you after all this insurance shit is dealt with. You know, this is just what I'm doing for the time being, you know, just to pay the bills."

    Riiiight. Before you "blow up", correct?
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts



    You know you are a SOULSTRUTTER if the following are true:









    7. When you are reading a post that makes you laugh so loud [/b] your co-workers on the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.






  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    Kanye asks everyone to stop using the term "ghetto"
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