Ha, the parking lot at the Whole Foods I worked at in Philly was a nightmare. We had an off duty cop working during store hours just to keep the peace. He confided in me once that he on more than one occasion had to resist the urge to taze a motherfucker.
Ha, the parking lot at the Whole Foods I worked at in Philly was a nightmare. We had an off duty cop working during store hours just to keep the peace. He confided in me once that he on more than one occasion had to resist the urge to taze a motherfucker.
The one over near the museums? it's seriously a nightmare, but that may be due in part to Philly drivers.
Ha, the parking lot at the Whole Foods I worked at in Philly was a nightmare. We had an off duty cop working during store hours just to keep the peace. He confided in me once that he on more than one occasion had to resist the urge to taze a motherfucker.
The one over near the museums? it's seriously a nightmare, but that may be due in part to Philly drivers.
That is the one. So awful. The reason was a combination of aggressive philly drivers and only having about half the needed parking.
Ha, the parking lot at the Whole Foods I worked at in Philly was a nightmare. We had an off duty cop working during store hours just to keep the peace. He confided in me once that he on more than one occasion had to resist the urge to taze a motherfucker.
The one over near the museums? it's seriously a nightmare, but that may be due in part to Philly drivers.
That is the one. So awful. The reason was a combination of aggressive philly drivers and only having about half the needed parking.
they have a garage there now too, but the entrance/exit is even more hectic then the parking lot.
"you're the most annoying dude i've ever known, brah"
I really didn't want to like this video because of the tiredness of ironic white boy raps, but that line was hilarious... "move, you're right in front of the quinoa"
So who's gonna make the ironic Soulstrut white boy rap? I nominate DB Cooper. Or we could get the Sparkle Motion crew back together for a reunion video. Nah, that's for Mitchbal and Mitchbal only ;)
Ha, the parking lot at the Whole Foods I worked at in Philly was a nightmare. We had an off duty cop working during store hours just to keep the peace. He confided in me once that he on more than one occasion had to resist the urge to taze a motherfucker.
The one over near the museums? it's seriously a nightmare, but that may be due in part to Philly drivers.
That is the one. So awful. The reason was a combination of aggressive philly drivers and only having about half the needed parking.
they have a garage there now too, but the entrance/exit is even more hectic then the parking lot.
They had the garage then too, but you have to drive through the parking lot to get to it, and no one ever wanted to park there. They would much rather scream at each other in the parking lot.
We had one guy who dressed like a bush doctor. He would sit in his car blasting african drum music, burn sage and chant. Someone asked him what he was doing and he said, "trying to scare off the evil white devils inside."
I really wish white dudes would stop doing this shit. Even The Lonely Island dudes are starting to wear thin.
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I cringed at how many of my otherwise-respectable Facebook friends posted this to their profiles on some "this is hilarious!" shit.
it's not. at all.
I posted it on my lady's wall. She used to shop almost exclusively at Whole Foods, has actually done a master cleanse, loves kale and quinoa, and used to look at me like I was crazy when I'd bitch about spending $80 on six items.
I went to Whole Foods in Richmond, and found it to be hysterically bourgie. Brick road and faux Main St USA setup. Condos being sold behind the Whole Foods. I went to get some black and white cookies, apparently, these tasty treats haven't penetrated the South yet. "Do you mean a checkered cookie?" Me: No, thanks anyway.
I went to Whole Foods in Richmond, and found it to be hysterically bourgie. Brick road and faux Main St USA setup. Condos being sold behind the Whole Foods. I went to get some black and white cookies, apparently, these tasty treats haven't penetrated the South yet. "Do you mean a checkered cookie?" Me: No, thanks anyway.
Short pump sucks. But that is about as good as it gets for a grocery store in the Richmond area.
If I could afford it I'd shop there every damn day.
But just because I know what quinoa is, and I hear a dude mention it in his "rapp," isn't enough to get me out of my seat. The bar for funny HAS to be higher than this.
If I could afford it I'd shop there every damn day.
But just because I know what quinoa is, and I hear a dude mention it in his "rapp," isn't enough to get me out of my seat. The bar for funny HAS to be higher than this.
If I could afford it I'd shop there every damn day.
But just because I know what quinoa is, and I hear a dude mention it in his "rapp," isn't enough to get me out of my seat. The bar for funny HAS to be higher than this.
Are you the dude on the iPhone?
This must refer to a part of the clip that occurs after I shut it off.
i posted that shit on facebook because i thought it was funny. i still think its funny. some dweeb who thinks i'm otherwise respectable can kiss my ass and stop respecting me.
i posted that shit on facebook because i thought it was funny. i still think its funny. some dweeb who thinks i'm otherwise respectable can kiss my ass and stop respecting me.
i posted that shit on facebook because i thought it was funny. i still think its funny. some dweeb who thinks i'm otherwise respectable can kiss my ass and stop respecting me.
i posted that shit on facebook because i thought it was funny. i still think its funny. some dweeb who thinks i'm otherwise respectable can kiss my ass and stop respecting me.
i posted that shit on facebook because i thought it was funny. i still think its funny. some dweeb who thinks i'm otherwise respectable can kiss my ass and stop respecting me.
the dweeb you're referring to must be Herm cause I never thought you were respectable!
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That is the one. So awful. The reason was a combination of aggressive philly drivers and only having about half the needed parking.
they have a garage there now too, but the entrance/exit is even more hectic then the parking lot.
I really didn't want to like this video because of the tiredness of ironic white boy raps, but that line was hilarious... "move, you're right in front of the quinoa"
So who's gonna make the ironic Soulstrut white boy rap? I nominate DB Cooper. Or we could get the Sparkle Motion crew back together for a reunion video. Nah, that's for Mitchbal and Mitchbal only ;)
X1000000000
I cringed at how many of my otherwise-respectable Facebook friends posted this to their profiles on some "this is hilarious!" shit.
it's not. at all.
They had the garage then too, but you have to drive through the parking lot to get to it, and no one ever wanted to park there. They would much rather scream at each other in the parking lot.
We had one guy who dressed like a bush doctor. He would sit in his car blasting african drum music, burn sage and chant. Someone asked him what he was doing and he said, "trying to scare off the evil white devils inside."
I posted it on my lady's wall. She used to shop almost exclusively at Whole Foods, has actually done a master cleanse, loves kale and quinoa, and used to look at me like I was crazy when I'd bitch about spending $80 on six items.
It's for sale...
Me too! Fools getting all softbatch in their old age...
Oh god. Then I'd have to kick my own ass.
Short pump sucks. But that is about as good as it gets for a grocery store in the Richmond area.
If I could afford it I'd shop there every damn day.
But just because I know what quinoa is, and I hear a dude mention it in his "rapp," isn't enough to get me out of my seat. The bar for funny HAS to be higher than this.
Are you the dude on the iPhone?
This must refer to a part of the clip that occurs after I shut it off.
I rock a bberry.
Oh yeah? Say that in a rap!
b/w
Yeeeeeesh.
Daaas it!
the dweeb you're referring to must be Herm cause I never thought you were respectable!