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How do you feel about D.I.Z.Z.Y.?

Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
I mean, I pretty much RULE and everything, but you know, how does that make you feeeeeeeeeel?

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  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    right about now
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    SEE!!! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU GOT ZINGS!!!!
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?


    brother, you didnt tell me you went on a diet. gotta squeeze into that penguin suit i guess.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?


    brother, you didnt tell me you went on a diet. gotta squeeze into that penguin suit i guess.

    that's not Diz on the sofa, that's a lady under his spell...
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?


    brother, you didnt tell me you went on a diet. gotta squeeze into that penguin suit i guess.

    that's not Diz on the sofa, that's a lady under his spell...

    i see. he has that effect on me too. of course, i usually wake up next to some pink boo boo and a empty bottle of soju, but its the same idea.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?


    brother, you didnt tell me you went on a diet. gotta squeeze into that penguin suit i guess.

    that's not Diz on the sofa, that's a lady under his spell...

    of course, i usually wake up next to an empty bottle of soju, but its the same idea.
    best served with ice cold kool aid. and yes, that shit will have you laid out like ol' girl on the couch.
  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    cold kool aid. and yes, that shit will have you laid out like ol' girl on the couch.

    Shig is well aware of what it will do. That part about the pink stuff was no joke. except now its a black mark, right? hahahahahahaha.

    Soju.


    Soju stories are always the best. You should tell us one, Uncle BellCity!! (and I KNOW you got one)
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    cold kool aid. and yes, that shit will have you laid out like ol' girl on the couch.

    Shig is well aware of what it will do. That part about the pink stuff was no joke. except now its a black mark, right? hahahahahahaha.

    Soju.


    Soju stories are always the best. You should tell us one, Uncle BellCity!! (and I KNOW you got one)
    Alrighty then... 3 years ago when I was stationed in Korea, me and my crew was chillin' in the barracks sippin' on some drank (I think it was Henny and brews). After we got a little buzz going, we went to downtown to a club and to make a long story short, the club was buttcheeks. So the plan was to just come back on post and fall back for the night. Instead, we all crashed this party and they had some soju there. It was mixed with them Tropicana fruit punch jawns and frozen, so it was basically a slushy. That shit was so good!! I couldn't even taste the soju. So after about 3 slushies, I remember a few things after that. I remember getting into this butt ugly broad (almost Brian Peppers ugly), who coincidentally was getting finer by the minute. I then remember my boys holding me back 'cause I was buckwildin'!! Then I remember walking outside looking for the bathroom (even though it was one inside) and also looking for some chips. Then I remember waking up in my bed asking my self, "How the fuck did I get here!". Not the best story but it's the one I remember the best .
    NOTE TO THE YOUNG STRUTTERS: ALCOHOL IS EVIL!!!!
  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts
    cold kool aid. and yes, that shit will have you laid out like ol' girl on the couch.

    Shig is well aware of what it will do. That part about the pink stuff was no joke. except now its a black mark, right? hahahahahahaha.

    Soju.


    Soju stories are always the best. You should tell us one, Uncle BellCity!! (and I KNOW you got one)
    Alrighty then... 3 years ago when I was stationed in Korea, me and my crew was chillin' in the barracks sippin' on some drank (I think it was Henny and brews). After we got a little buzz going, we went to downtown to a club and to make a long story short, the club was buttcheeks. So the plan was to just come back on post and fall back for the night. Instead, we all crashed this party and they had some soju there. It was mixed with them Tropicana fruit punch jawns and frozen, so it was basically a slushy. That shit was so good!! I couldn't even taste the soju. So after about 3 slushies, I remember a few things after that. I remember getting into this butt ugly broad (almost Brian Peppers ugly), who coincidentally was getting finer by the minute. I then remember my boys holding me back 'cause I was buckwildin'!! Then I remember walking outside looking for the bathroom (even though it was one inside) and also looking for some chips. Then I remember waking up in my bed asking my self, "How the fuck did I get here!". Not the best story but it's the one I remember the best
    .
    NOTE TO THE YOUNG STRUTTERS: ALCOHOL IS EVIL!!!!


    wow... de ja vu! that story sounds oddly familiar!

  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Speaking of alcohol, it's time for me to stop posting for today and commence drinking brews. Peace, y'all!
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    yay! drunk armed forces stories rule!



    i posted audio here once, re: a night of drunken party crashing that i dont remember but when i hear the audio i know its me. it was the only time ive ever blacked out. the next morning i prolly looked like homeboy







    bellcity might have made a run at me.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    well there's reason for the name right?



    I'd tap

    I'd tap

    I'd tap
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    NOTE TO THE YOUNG STRUTTERS: ALCOHOL IS BEST CONSUMED IN MODERATION AND WITH VERY FEW PILLS!
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    I'd tap

    Good for you. BBW's and larger ladies need love, too.



    "If a stripper named Porsche and u get tips from many men
    Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan"
    -Kanye West
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts


    Welkshake pt 2 cover art?
  • lucerolucero 425 Posts
    I thought this was going to be thread about Tommy Roe ...





    Dizzy

    I'm so dizzy, my head is spinnin'

    Like a whirlpool, it never ends

    And it's you, girl, makin' it spin

    You're makin' me dizzy



    First time that I saw you, girl

    I knew that I just had to make you mine

    But it's so hard to talk to you

    With fellas hangin' round you all the time

    I want you for my sweet pet

    But you keep playin' hard to get

    I'm goin' around in circles all the time



    Dizzy

    I'm so dizzy, my head is spinnin'

    Like a whirlpool, it never ends

    And it's you, girl, makin' it spin

    You're makin' me dizzy



    I finally got to talk to you

    And I told you just exactly how I felt

    Then I held you close to me

    And kissed you and my heart began to melt

    Girl, you've got control of me

    'Cause I'm so dizzy I can't see

    I need to call a doctor for some help



    Dizzy

    I'm so dizzy, my head is spinnin'

    Like a whirlpool, it never ends

    And it's you, girl, makin' it spin

    You're makin' me dizzy

    My head is spinnin'

    Like a whirlpool, it never ends

    And it's you, girl, makin' it spin

    You're makin' me dizzy

    You're makin' me dizzy

    You make me so dizzy

    Yeah, I'm so dizzy

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