jjfad027 said:Twas bonin'
When banging chicks out to lowdown, which is a given, do you pull your cargo shorts off, leave them around your ankles, or just poke your boz out the pee pee whole?
Is it in bad taste to cripple said chick with your awesome sex abilities? Or is it more acceptable to just hobble her temporarily?
Goatees are still the shit, right?
Excellent question. As a man of sophistication, I have seen fit to stock my dresser with a wide variety of evening wear. The mature man of leisure must be prepared for all manner of nocturnal interludes. For the purposes of lining up, I usually go with silk cargo pajama pants with matching silk "Dilla Changed My Life" monogrammed smoking jacket, which I then tear off to demonstrate both my superlative virility and a level of wealth that makes the destruction of such garments a matter of no import.
It is considered poor form to permanently injure one's tryst-mate with the mighty power of one's figurative sex hammer. As those poor, misguided, and generally just poor hippies have been telling us for decades, we must learn to live sustainably. Unfortunately, that means we men of leisure cannot just go around cutting a massive swath of sextruction wherever we go. With great sexing power comes great sexing responsibility.
Of course. Although it is my understanding that neck beards are currently in vogue amongst the sexerati as well.
Did I break Soulstrut with this? Shits is chirps for days in here.
Mellow Mellow Right On