Yo MC Hammer just PWNED JAY-Z!
phongone
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SOULSTRUT SPAEK ON IT.
MC Hammer is so angry at Jay-Z that he???s accusing the younger rapper of consorting with Satan, complete with a totally absurd dis track and video clip.
The kerfluffle dates back to September, when Jay-Z referenced Hammer???s well-known financial history on Kanye West???s ???So Appalled???: ???Hammer went broke, so you know I???m more focused/I lost 30 mil???, so I spent another 30/???Cause unlike Hammer, 30 million can???t hurt me.??? Hammer retaliated by talking tough on Twitter about Jay-Z???s alleged deal with the devil, a masterful use of the ???random non sequitur??? rhetorical tactic.
Now Hammer is continuing to push this nonsensical theory with a little tune called ???Better Run Run.??? It???s a terrible song, but the video is actually pretty hilarious ??? though it should be noted that we are definitely laughing at, not with, Hammer and his hurt feelings.
Check out the clip after the jump. Skip the first snoozy minute and a half to get to the part where a Yankee-cap-wearing guy who looks sorta vaguely like Jay-Z (not really) is pursued through the woods by another dude in a budget-store demon costume. Later, ???Jay-Z??? and Beelzebub hang in a recording studio. Oooooh, scary!
Is MC Hammer ??? excuse me, ???King Hammer,??? as he now laughably refers to himself ??? serious with this trash? Watch for yourself and decide.
MC Hammer is so angry at Jay-Z that he???s accusing the younger rapper of consorting with Satan, complete with a totally absurd dis track and video clip.
The kerfluffle dates back to September, when Jay-Z referenced Hammer???s well-known financial history on Kanye West???s ???So Appalled???: ???Hammer went broke, so you know I???m more focused/I lost 30 mil???, so I spent another 30/???Cause unlike Hammer, 30 million can???t hurt me.??? Hammer retaliated by talking tough on Twitter about Jay-Z???s alleged deal with the devil, a masterful use of the ???random non sequitur??? rhetorical tactic.
Now Hammer is continuing to push this nonsensical theory with a little tune called ???Better Run Run.??? It???s a terrible song, but the video is actually pretty hilarious ??? though it should be noted that we are definitely laughing at, not with, Hammer and his hurt feelings.
Check out the clip after the jump. Skip the first snoozy minute and a half to get to the part where a Yankee-cap-wearing guy who looks sorta vaguely like Jay-Z (not really) is pursued through the woods by another dude in a budget-store demon costume. Later, ???Jay-Z??? and Beelzebub hang in a recording studio. Oooooh, scary!
Is MC Hammer ??? excuse me, ???King Hammer,??? as he now laughably refers to himself ??? serious with this trash? Watch for yourself and decide.
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I take them everywhere
i dont care i killed Hammer when i was younger, but once that funky head hunter shit came and then the deathrow dealings, pffffffft! all bets were off...
still its sumthin funny to laugh at..
*edit - and what was he insinuating with the title "better run run" is he going to chase and or stalk Jay-z down or sumthin, funny that King Hammer is in the title....
b/w
whats with the white people?
The white people are MMA fighters. Hammer recently started up a company managing fighters and getting them sponsors.
Does running man out of the thread.............................
like Kanye West taking a picture of his penis and distributing it via the Internet.
now if that aint a publicity stunt then Zooey Deschanel's got hair on her teeth.
"T.I.'s going back?? Man, that's only 'cause pre-sales were low!"
This vid is all about reaching out.
Hammer is obviously putting the hurt on Hova because hes all christiany and J'z is in cahoots with Baphomet and such, as evidenced by all the freemasonic imagery in the run this town video. Hence we see the Hamster baptising H to the izzo at the end of the vid. Hes trying to save him from Lucifer, run run run!
Hell be taking care of Rihanna and Kanye' s spiritual needs next.
I thought the white people were there to show Ham is on top of his corporate game > he has pale-faces running his day to day ish, he obviously aint messing about when it comes to his dineros. I now realize they are his muscle in the conversion of spiritually wayward mega rapp starz..
The start of the clip hammer trying to act like he's a "CEO" and running things just shows its all about jelousy he made his money and blew it, Jigga is ina spot Hammer probably wishes he was and its an easy way for Hammer to become releavnt to younger kids who dont kno0w him or only know himas a comical reference in the Simpsons or a line from a Kanye song...
I actually saw hammer talk last year at a Social media conference and he seems pretty smart and aware but also a bit desperate to try and stay relevant. I figure he got cut that he got dissed (and it wasnt really a full blown diss..I mean it aint like Jay went all Supa Ugly on him) and then he's figured 1. i need to respond due to my ego and 2. this would be a great way to generate some hype and interest in me and (as you can see in the clip) his new biz ventures.
$10 in a few months Hammer 'squashes' the beef with jay and ends up on his dick.
And Hammer should have made a better effort.... I mean the beat is some Lil Jon/Usher throwback...the rimes are weak and the flow is wooden. Hammer gacve himself the GAS FACE with this one....LOL
I bet the only response Jay gives this is in some lame interview. I can't see Jay wasting too much time on this clown.
Insulter < Insultee
I looked but I still won't buy his record.
That baptism at the end was pretty next level. The video would've been better with a Christine O'donell cameo.
He also writes down his raps on paper, and doesn't know how to spell "Jesus" ("Jessus can't save u").
haha what? how's that exactly?