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I hope everyone is doing as good as I am.

SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
edited September 2010 in Strut Central
In the past couple of weeks, I....

- wrecked car
- got laid off
- found out that I impregnated a married woman

I'm ready to crawl in a hole and hide for a while now.

  Comments

  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    Comeonson.

    Damn, that doesn't fun.
  • Records_RecycledRecords_Recycled 36 Posts
    Unlucky !!!
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    Ouch!
    Look at the bride side, though:
    -you don't need the car anymore now that you don't have a job to get to
    -the economy is improving and you'll get a new job soon enough
    -there's a possibility that the baby isn't yours; I mean, the woman was having extramarital relations
  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    sounds like you are really bad at :

    driving

    working

    boots


  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    you're alive and seemingly unscathed.

    you were underappreciated there.

    you're verile.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    SouthCrackalack said:

    - found out that I impregnated a married woman

    holyfuck. that's a tough one. care to share the backstory?
  • countmaculacountmacula 196 Posts
    Bad things come in 3's..... But damn. Keep ya head up homie.
  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    rootlesscosmo said:
    SouthCrackalack said:

    - found out that I impregnated a married woman

    holyfuck. that's a tough one. care to share the backstory?

    You brought it up, so you must want to share the story, right?
  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Almond said:
    Ouch!
    Look at the bride side, though:
    -you don't need the car anymore now that you don't have a job to get to
    -the economy is improving and you'll get a new job soon enough
    -there's a possibility that the baby isn't yours; I mean, the woman was having extramarital relations

    I think he is trying to avoid the bride side.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    That sucks! If you would of gotten laid off first maybe you wouldn't have been able to pay your car insurance and therefore wouldn't have an accident or had a ride to get the chick prego. Good luck bro.
  • chewlarockchewlarock 26 Posts
    Dam holmes. Well keep your head up good comes with he bad cuz.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Did she have the baby?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    SouthCrackalack said:
    I- found out that I impregnated a married woman.

    Now thats a party!!!!!!!!
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/first-person-frank-and-louie-the-two-faced-cat-26777622.html
  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    shit, what happened to the car ?
  • BurnsBurns 2,227 Posts
    bump/ for having sex with married women.
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