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I can't wait for the Soul Strut court transcripts

CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
edited August 2010 in Strut Central
http://gawker.com/5609419/4chan-founder-tries-to-explain-b+tard-to-federal-prosecutors


Can you explain the meaning of Take That Shit to the Breaks.com?

What is a Poptart?

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  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    I'd like to show you a picture. Your honor, the People would like to introduce into evidence what is marked as People's Exhibit A. May I approach the witness?

  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,905 Posts
    That's hilarious.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    CousinLarry said:
    http://gawker.com/5609419/4chan-founder-tries-to-explain-b+tard-to-federal-prosecutors


    Can you explain the meaning of Take That Shit to the Breaks.com?

    What is a Poptart?

    Why are you so fond of one particular trigonometric function? Is it some sort of secret math code?
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    "what steps would one have to take to contact the NAGL?"
  • incompletejigsawincompletejigsaw 756 Posts
    "What do you mean by 'I'd blap', and how do you go about this blapping?!"
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    When you say that you "aren't feeling her elbows," is this to mean that if you were instructed to touch her elbow skin, you would refuse to comply?
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    LIFE, YOU RASCAL YOU! Court dismissed...
  • z_illaz_illa 867 Posts
    Bagels? Red bicycles?

    Those were the days.
  • cookbookcookbook 783 Posts
    your honor, we call to the stand Mr. Leo Sayer.
  • cookbookcookbook 783 Posts
    your honor, we call to the stand [del]Mr. Leo Sayer.[/del] Ms. Salma Hayek
  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    you see your honor
    mr jay-z's appearance, although clearly stating the necessity of the matter was,in fact, a facsimile
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    hostile witnesses aplenty
  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    DJ_Enki said:
    CousinLarry said:
    http://gawker.com/5609419/4chan-founder-tries-to-explain-b+tard-to-federal-prosecutors


    Can you explain the meaning of Take That Shit to the Breaks.com?

    What is a Poptart?

    Why are you so fond of one particular trigonometric function? Is it some sort of secret math code?

    hahaha i am such a thick c*nt that took me ages to get, big up your status
  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    your honour, the defendants continual bemoaning of the charges doth remind one of the sound of a paramedic wagon
  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts
    the assertion that our client, mr o simpson was quote on quote "killin it" - i must emphasise - does not refer to the charges at hand. rather it would appear that in one form or other, mr simpson was simply excelling himself at entertaining his peers on the day in question.
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