I need $100 quick - here are services I am offering replete with prices
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- Lie to or insult person of your choosing via IM or Email $1
- Logo design $5
- Tell your fortune 50 cents(cookie length fortunes)
- World class web design $1 per page
- Pray to our almighty father for your success and good health $1
- Pray to Allah/Shiva/Pan/Other for your success and good health 20 cents
- Comment on and 'like' your youtube videos $1
- Review your product on amazon/other $1 per review
- Provide my OFFICIAL endorsement of you or your chosen product $50
- Seamless photoshops $3
- Proofreading 3 cents a word
- Poetry to spec 20 cents a couplet
- Intelligence gathering $5 per person investigated
- Sales copy $1 per exclamation point
- get highscore on specified game and enter initial of your choosing(from $1 to $5 depending on difficulty of games)
- Research $5 per 500 lines of research
- Spamming $1 per 5 links posted in blog comments
- Feature article on yourself $10
- T shirt design $5
- Swag tutoring $10
- psychotherapy $10 per hour. So cheap you'd think I was the one who was crazy!!!(e.g of top notch sales copy)
- Keep a secret that has been a weight on your conscience and that you are too ashamed to tell your friends and family $5
- personalized answer machine message $2
- Incredible Beats $20 - any genre
- Mixing and Mastering using industry techniques learned from the $100 DVD 'mix it like a record' $20 a track
- invites to private torrent tracker 'cinemaggedon' $1
- much more
AM OPEN TO OFFERS. CHARITY WELCOME
teqzilla@gmail.com
- Logo design $5
- Tell your fortune 50 cents(cookie length fortunes)
- World class web design $1 per page
- Pray to our almighty father for your success and good health $1
- Pray to Allah/Shiva/Pan/Other for your success and good health 20 cents
- Comment on and 'like' your youtube videos $1
- Review your product on amazon/other $1 per review
- Provide my OFFICIAL endorsement of you or your chosen product $50
- Seamless photoshops $3
- Proofreading 3 cents a word
- Poetry to spec 20 cents a couplet
- Intelligence gathering $5 per person investigated
- Sales copy $1 per exclamation point
- get highscore on specified game and enter initial of your choosing(from $1 to $5 depending on difficulty of games)
- Research $5 per 500 lines of research
- Spamming $1 per 5 links posted in blog comments
- Feature article on yourself $10
- T shirt design $5
- Swag tutoring $10
- psychotherapy $10 per hour. So cheap you'd think I was the one who was crazy!!!(e.g of top notch sales copy)
- Keep a secret that has been a weight on your conscience and that you are too ashamed to tell your friends and family $5
- personalized answer machine message $2
- Incredible Beats $20 - any genre
- Mixing and Mastering using industry techniques learned from the $100 DVD 'mix it like a record' $20 a track
- invites to private torrent tracker 'cinemaggedon' $1
- much more
AM OPEN TO OFFERS. CHARITY WELCOME
teqzilla@gmail.com
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