I need $100 quick - here are services I am offering replete with prices

Ex-BoyfriendEx-Boyfriend 795 Posts
edited July 2010 in Strut Central
- Lie to or insult person of your choosing via IM or Email $1

- Logo design $5

- Tell your fortune 50 cents(cookie length fortunes)

- World class web design $1 per page

- Pray to our almighty father for your success and good health $1

- Pray to Allah/Shiva/Pan/Other for your success and good health 20 cents

- Comment on and 'like' your youtube videos $1

- Review your product on amazon/other $1 per review

- Provide my OFFICIAL endorsement of you or your chosen product $50

- Seamless photoshops $3

- Proofreading 3 cents a word

- Poetry to spec 20 cents a couplet

- Intelligence gathering $5 per person investigated

- Sales copy $1 per exclamation point

- get highscore on specified game and enter initial of your choosing(from $1 to $5 depending on difficulty of games)

- Research $5 per 500 lines of research

- Spamming $1 per 5 links posted in blog comments

- Feature article on yourself $10

- T shirt design $5

- Swag tutoring $10

- psychotherapy $10 per hour. So cheap you'd think I was the one who was crazy!!!(e.g of top notch sales copy)

- Keep a secret that has been a weight on your conscience and that you are too ashamed to tell your friends and family $5

- personalized answer machine message $2

- Incredible Beats $20 - any genre

- Mixing and Mastering using industry techniques learned from the $100 DVD 'mix it like a record' $20 a track

- invites to private torrent tracker 'cinemaggedon' $1

- much more

AM OPEN TO OFFERS. CHARITY WELCOME

teqzilla@gmail.com

  Comments


  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    Sounds like what you really need is a Pimp. I can get you that money. Are you opposed to blowing the elderly?

    - spidey

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Shouldn't have bought that $3000 mattress.
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