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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    I'M A CRACK HEAD PROMOTER???S WET DREAM!!!!!!!
  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    awesome.
  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    I wanna know where I can get one of those laptops with a beat-matching button.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    The duck lips part was beautiful.
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
    dude/chick will definitely get hired.
  • highschemehighscheme 784 Posts
    DocMcCoy said:
    I wanna know where I can get one of those laptops with a beat-matching button.

    laptop + traktor with beatgridding + midi controller
  • HOTSOUPHOTSOUP 63 Posts
    DeeRock said:
    Im real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but this guy had one of the BEST CRAIGSLIST POST OF ALL TIME
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  • smoking_robotsmoking_robot 346 Posts
    kinda reminds me of this gem:




    in philly we have this thing called "i love you i hate you" in the free city paper publication. its basically the printed equivalent of craigslist missed connections. they probably have it in other city papers too. funniest one i ever read if only for its absurdity which i'll remember forever because it was the embodiment of what could be western haiku (or bastardization of the haiku):

    Dear Fresh Prince,
    I'd eat a yard of sod for you.
    Sincerely,
    DJ Jazzy Jeff
  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 863 Posts
    HOTSOUP said:
    DeeRock said:
    Im real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but this guy had one of the BEST CRAIGSLIST POST OF ALL TIME
    .
    Seconded. Here's one similar but not as good.

  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    what is JO short for?
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    I think it's Jerk Off.

    No homo involved, mind you. These dudes are STRAIGHT.
  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    :oof: :face_melt:
  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    DeeRock said:

    *IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SOULFUL, DEEP, ORIGINAL, ???AFRO??? NOT TRIBAL WITH MELODY AND MAYBE SOME REAL SINGING WITHOUT AUDIOVOX & EXTREME SYNTHESIZER (I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU GOT FUCK YOURSELF AND MORE TO NEW YORK OR CHICAGO)


    :lol:
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,952 Posts
    Every day a school day...
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    Mondeyano said:
    HOTSOUP said:
    DeeRock said:
    Im real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but this guy had one of the BEST CRAIGSLIST POST OF ALL TIME
    .
    Seconded. Here's one similar but not as good.


    If you could see it, I just snagged "climax into the vortex" as my location. I never knew anyone felt that way about funnel clouds, much less wanted to share the moment with a "discreet" but "straight" "bud."

    On a side note, my hair got singed during the pyrotechnics portion of the Twister exhibit at Universal Studios, Orlando. Shit was real!
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    smoking_robot said:

    in philly we have this thing called "i love you i hate you" in the free city paper publication.

    I used to have a buddy that sent me these each month in the mail......some crazy stuff for sure.
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    this thread escalated quickly
  • smoking_robotsmoking_robot 346 Posts
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
    yep i've had that bookmarked for a while now, crack up.
  • smoking_robotsmoking_robot 346 Posts
    holmes said:
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
    yep i've had that bookmarked for a while now, crack up.

    dude got a book deal outta that site - just read some of it tonight at a friends place:
    http://www.amazon.com/Emails-Asshole-People-Being-Stupid/dp/1402778279/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277268431&sr=8-1

    its got a ton of extras that aint on the website. i dont know if i can bring myself to actually purchase it, but i'll the read the shit out of it at the bookstore some time.
  • DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
    holmes said:
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
    yep i've had that bookmarked for a while now, crack up.
    Thanks for the heads up on that site.

    I enjoyed the Scam baiters Example at 419eater.com
    Who spend weeks replying to nigerian email scams and end up scamming the scammers.,
  • holmesholmes 3,532 Posts
    DJ_WubWub said:
    holmes said:
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
    yep i've had that bookmarked for a while now, crack up.
    Thanks for the heads up on that site.

    I enjoyed the Scam baiters Example at 419eater.com
    Who spend weeks replying to nigerian email scams and end up scamming the scammers.,
    that is a pretty time consuming way to get someone back, pretty epic stuff.
  • smoking_robotsmoking_robot 346 Posts
    holmes said:
    DJ_WubWub said:
    holmes said:
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/
    yep i've had that bookmarked for a while now, crack up.
    Thanks for the heads up on that site.

    I enjoyed the Scam baiters Example at 419eater.com
    Who spend weeks replying to nigerian email scams and end up scamming the scammers.,
    that is a pretty time consuming way to get someone back, pretty epic stuff.

    that one where he makes that dude run out and get that tattoo was fuckin hillarious
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    smoking_robot said:
    this dude troll's craigslist and lures individuals into some fucked up but hillarious conversations.

    i like the one about the fridge

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/







    PRICELESS
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