in philly we have this thing called "i love you i hate you" in the free city paper publication. its basically the printed equivalent of craigslist missed connections. they probably have it in other city papers too. funniest one i ever read if only for its absurdity which i'll remember forever because it was the embodiment of what could be western haiku (or bastardization of the haiku):
Dear Fresh Prince,
I'd eat a yard of sod for you.
Sincerely,
DJ Jazzy Jeff
*IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SOULFUL, DEEP, ORIGINAL, ???AFRO??? NOT TRIBAL WITH MELODY AND MAYBE SOME REAL SINGING WITHOUT AUDIOVOX & EXTREME SYNTHESIZER (I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU GOT FUCK YOURSELF AND MORE TO NEW YORK OR CHICAGO)
Im real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but this guy had one of the BEST CRAIGSLIST POST OF ALL TIME
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Seconded. Here's one similar but not as good.
If you could see it, I just snagged "climax into the vortex" as my location. I never knew anyone felt that way about funnel clouds, much less wanted to share the moment with a "discreet" but "straight" "bud."
On a side note, my hair got singed during the pyrotechnics portion of the Twister exhibit at Universal Studios, Orlando. Shit was real!
its got a ton of extras that aint on the website. i dont know if i can bring myself to actually purchase it, but i'll the read the shit out of it at the bookstore some time.
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in philly we have this thing called "i love you i hate you" in the free city paper publication. its basically the printed equivalent of craigslist missed connections. they probably have it in other city papers too. funniest one i ever read if only for its absurdity which i'll remember forever because it was the embodiment of what could be western haiku (or bastardization of the haiku):
Dear Fresh Prince,
I'd eat a yard of sod for you.
Sincerely,
DJ Jazzy Jeff
No homo involved, mind you. These dudes are STRAIGHT.
*IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SOULFUL, DEEP, ORIGINAL, ???AFRO??? NOT TRIBAL WITH MELODY AND MAYBE SOME REAL SINGING WITHOUT AUDIOVOX & EXTREME SYNTHESIZER (I'M NOT THE GUY FOR YOU GOT FUCK YOURSELF AND MORE TO NEW YORK OR CHICAGO)
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If you could see it, I just snagged "climax into the vortex" as my location. I never knew anyone felt that way about funnel clouds, much less wanted to share the moment with a "discreet" but "straight" "bud."
On a side note, my hair got singed during the pyrotechnics portion of the Twister exhibit at Universal Studios, Orlando. Shit was real!
I used to have a buddy that sent me these each month in the mail......some crazy stuff for sure.
i like the one about the fridge
http://www.dontevenreply.com/
dude got a book deal outta that site - just read some of it tonight at a friends place:
http://www.amazon.com/Emails-Asshole-People-Being-Stupid/dp/1402778279/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277268431&sr=8-1
its got a ton of extras that aint on the website. i dont know if i can bring myself to actually purchase it, but i'll the read the shit out of it at the bookstore some time.
I enjoyed the Scam baiters Example at 419eater.com
Who spend weeks replying to nigerian email scams and end up scamming the scammers.,
that one where he makes that dude run out and get that tattoo was fuckin hillarious
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