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Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache

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  • ignastyignasty 163 Posts
    There is only one logical reason for MJ to have a Hitler mustache.

    He's trying to nail Sandra Bullock!



    Never even noticed it, and I've seen that commercial a million times.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts

    Never even noticed it, and I've seen that commercial a million times.

    I blame Glen Beck. We've become desensitized to too many Hitler references.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    "Once you go white, ya money get right"
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    GREAT/TERRIBLE THREAD
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
  • thropethrope 750 Posts
    i heard someone on talk radio say his father rocked this style, so he has pure intentions (i guess). his dads death almost derailed his career, so i can see a remembrance through facial hair. i guess.
  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
    I think MJ is having a tough time negotiating life as a divorced 40 something guy. He reminds me of my best high school friend's dad who started trying to go to clubs and wearing "hip" stuff after his wife dumped him. Shit was embarrassing.



    but it's not like he was ever the most stylish guy

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    All a storm in a teacup if you ask me. Now if Bono had grown a Hitler moustache I'm sure the world's media would have taken notice.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Are dudes really trying to clown MJ on some "he's never been stylish" ish???

    Let dude breathe a little...he had the whole world on his jock for a decade plus.

    If he wants to settle, at least for the moment, within some non-aggressive white woman cranny...he deserves it, awkward dancing and all.

    He's still MJ after all.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    but it's not like he was ever the most stylish guy

    Crazy talk--he was once a style icon!
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