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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Q: What is science?

    A: The other day I got on the scale - its a digital glass scale - and the numbers settled on my weight. Then I farted, and my weight dropped by .1 pounds. THAT, my friends, is science.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Q: What is science?

    A: The other day I got on the scale - its a digital glass scale - and the numbers settled on my weight. Then I farted, and my weight dropped by .1 pounds. THAT, my friends, is science.

    I got news for you...if your weight went down it was a shart at the very least.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    Every fart contains some trace of fecal matter.
    Science indeed...

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I'm pretty sure 1.6 ounces(.1 lbs.) of fecal matter would disqualify it from being called a fart......science is like magic.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    lol, missed that part.
    WTF Gary.
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    Fun fact:

    People in Norway often refer to something completely chaotic as "totally Texas"


    And now back to your scheduled programming.

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