Somebody needs their ass kicked (sausage-related)

hogginthefogg

"I'm a Texas man!"

chrisflyer

classique

Gary

"How that little 12 oz goddam roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you - 600 pounds of men, at least, you get my point? And the 2 girls, and they put in that fuckin' pussy roll of sausage. son of a bitch. somebody needs their ass kicked. some little comnsumer geekazoid thought this shit up. save money, yeah, save money save money! Well fuck, i wanna eat goddamit!"

chrisflyer

16 oz / 5 people = 3.2 oz per person
12 oz / 5 people = 2.4 oz per


Lord knows I cannot subsist on 0.8 oz of sausage less than I currently consume daily.

minneap

Are there actually people that eat sausage, eggs AND a t-bone for breakfast? Paging Harvey and Rockadelic.

CousinLarry

My mother in law says it is harder to make good sausage gravy these days since the sausage doesn't have as much fat. You have to use almost twice as much sausage. That said she only makes it once a year. That stuff is like crack on a biscuit.

asstro

I have to say that one positive thing to come out of the BBE thread fiasco is that we don't have to worry about Frank coming into every food related thread to start bitching about about how awful everything is unless it's organically farm raised free range macrobiotic blah blah... but that's aint enough sausage yo.

djdaze

That 12 oz bullshit was a few years ago. It's all 16 oz again.

Rockadelic

Are there actually people that eat sausage, eggs AND a t-bone for breakfast? Paging Harvey and Rockadelic.

I eat breakfast maybe 5-6 times a year because in Texas granola, fruit and oatmeal have been outlawed. Armed guards are stationed at every restaurant/diner that serves breakfast and you are shot on sight if you try to leave without eating sausage, bacon AND a T-Bone Steak at every sitting.