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Felt Like Starting A 10 Pager So Here It Goes....

behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
edited March 2010 in Strut Central
say i wanted to get with the older Russian woman across the hall...she has a kid but no manhow would one go about propositioning said woman?how would YOU go about it?
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  • speakmumblesspeakmumbles 447 Posts
    borrow something. wait till she comes by to get it. answer door without pants.
  • speakmumblesspeakmumbles 447 Posts
    hope she doesnt send the kid.
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    Tell her you collect rare record albums. It works every time for me.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    ma'am can i borrow some sugar?
  • mateomateo 163 Posts
    offer her some beef stroganoff...
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    Tell her you collect rare record albums. It works every time for me.

    i forgot to add...

    Tell her you have a killer 12" you wanna show her (waka waka).
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    Nah, but for real though? It's kind of a weak move on your part. You know you're onto something when you bring home the sweet 20-somethings.

    Get your weight up, dawg.
  • SouthCrackalackSouthCrackalack 3,853 Posts
    Talk to her?
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Tell her you saw a TV show about Russian food and you are interested in cooking a Russian dinner, but you need some help.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    Talk to her?

    i always talk to her. but it is hallway small talk. and she is usually with her kid. it is a weird situation. but i get these crazy weird thoughts in my head

    should i borrow quarters for the washing machine?
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Tell her you saw a TV show about Russian food and you are interested in cooking a Russian dinner, but you need some help.

    This is actually a suave idea. Or learn to speak Russian.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    How old?
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    How old?

    she has to be in her late 40s
  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    vodka jelly shots
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    vodka jelly shots

    Now we are starting to get somewhere! LOL
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Dab a little borscht behind your ears...
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    Dab a little borscht behind your ears...
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    vodka jelly shots

    LokoOne pick-up moves revealed

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    vodka jelly shots

    LokoOne pick-up moves revealed


    I actually knew a bloke (full on tosser) that would get a shot of vodka put into schooners of beers that he'd buy for chicks he was chatting up, his theory was that they couldnt taste the vodka and would get drunk quicker (thus easier to pick up)....


    back to the topic at hand. Jokes aside, I would just ask her what she does for fun/lesiure/entertainment and suggest to her you would like to join her. Even better if you suggest a date activity that you can involve her kid in, at least at first, shows your interested in her AND her kid, which is a must if you want to have a relationship w a single mum. And no vodka jelly shots for the kid!
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    ...until he's at LEAST 10.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    Even better if you suggest a date activity that you can involve her kid in, at least at first, shows your interested in her AND her kid, which is a must if you want to have a relationship w a single mum.
  • pimlicosquirrelpimlicosquirrel 772 Posts
    Go through the kid.
  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Go through the kid.

    But don't mess with the kid's Doritos.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    great thread

    show both the mother and child kindness

    you'll do fine
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    i don't want a kid or a relationship with her...

    i think i watch too many porns where Russian chicks are all about business...

    i think my fantasy is overwhelming ha
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    whoa
    yeah dude slow your roll with this one then
    sayin
  • UkranianLandlordUkranianLandlord 145 Posts
    Great thread. Not creepy at all.
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    whoa
    yeah dude slow your roll with this one then
    sayin

    i said i wanted to start a 10 pager. you'd see her and start this thread too
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    WHOA
  • behemothbehemoth 2,189 Posts
    WHOA

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