jean shorts/ jorts GL or NAGL
billbradley
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Is it possible to wear jean shorts and not look like a total dork?
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Only if you're a never nude.
homeboy has a whole lot more to worry about than his jean shorts.....thats all I'm sayin.
NO
YES
If you're going to wear jean shorts don't stuff six cell phones and a pack of cigarettes into each pocket.
so strongly that I went cold turkey. Haven't worn a pair in years.
These were like knee-length carpenter joints, not roller-skating in the
park peek-a-boo "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" shorts, btw.
Not feeling her elbows.
No seriously. Take a good look at those elbows. Look hard.
Weird right?
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Moutain Dew.
AND A BATTING GLOVE.
Can't fathom that you found this!!! I love youtube
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Take the Delorean back to '88 and you'll find me rocking some jean shorts. Not in this decade, though. Or the next.
PROTO-HIPSTER?!
Apparently, I was ahead of my time. I was also 10.
I was boldly addressed by a female that it was NAGL. Confused, and unable to go back to Umbros, I wore jeans in the summer until I discovered the godsend known as Cargo Shorts.
Jean shorts are a GL if (a) they are NOT cutoffs, (b) they are approximately knee length (or a little longer), and (c) they are baggy (i.e., not nuthuggers). Here's an example (though they're not jean shorts), but I don't rock mine this long (and minus the boots) since I'm not 19 years old:
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
Totally different animal.
Seriously, what the hell is up with this? I've noticed it too.
You're giving them too much credit though. They're actually buying them like that from Urban Outfitters. No joke, I've seen them there.