usps dialogue (rr)
usps employee: what, you do eBay?paren: yeah.usps employee: whata you do?paren: what do i sell?usps employee (baffled): yeah.paren: i sell records.usps employee: yeah, a lot of people do eBay.paren: (nods) usps employee (now processing international parcels at an alarmingly slow rate): japan huh? what kind of music they like in japan?paren: i sell mostly hiphop and jazz records to buyers in japan.usps employee: well, you never know i guess. even though they can't understand it maybe they like the beep bop (nodding her frizzy old head slightly as if to an imagined hiphop beat) boop boop pow. paren: ...jumpcut to 8+ minutes later, after processing the 4 (four!) parcelsusps employee: do you need any stamps, phonecards, or...paren: god, no. here's my card. credit, please.