A strutter threw up on my stove
Rerog
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So a strutter who I will not name (if you know me you can pretty much narrow it down to about 3) got drunk 2 nights ago and puked ON TOP OF MY STOVE! i guess in his drunken stupor he thought it was the sink. I tried to clean that shit up, and I did a pretty damn good job, but there is still a faint smell of puke in the kitchen...whats a man to do?Did I mention that I just moved in to this APT 4 days ago and already I got to deal with this shiz?
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And Bassie, we were all pretty hammered that night so you could have been here at some point, puked, and bounced and would never know, so maybe you are a new suspect.
Your boy tried to pee in my closet one night.
That's another prime suspect but my money is on the other mainly because of the aforementioned incident.
I'd puke everytime I went to Garys house just to say hi.
At least he wasn't trying to get in there.
I can't ba mad at them after all the shit i did to peoples houses as a kid.
Some highlights:
-A girl whose parents were out of town had a party...dad had tons of frozen animals he has shot in a deep freezer. Feathers and fur still on. We hid them around the house in the middle of summer. i can't imagine the smell when they finally found them.
-Jizz in Shampoo
-Poop in air vent, turn heat all the way up then leave for 2 days.
-Replace water cooler water with pool water.
-Turn every piece of furniture in the APT upside down
lots lots more.
We were a bunch of asshole skateboard kids.
I only pee in unusual places -- An oven, a fridge once, a parked van. But when it comes to spewing chunks, I always aim my vomit into or at least in the general area of the toilet...
VINDICATED!!!!!!!!
OK...Just talked to High-C... ON TEH FONE... and we talked through it and money now rests on the soon to be married man Rock mentioned as the suzzzpect.
That's right. That's right. Finally.
But even if i did...
ENJOY!!!
Well of course he threw up, that's a can of Milwaukee's Best. It's Karmic retribution.
Might it be someone that called wanting us three to kick it one night during my recent Dallas trip?
Hmmmmmm