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Segways: Worst look evar.

FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
edited May 2009 in Strut Central
+ why the F*ck are they allowed to ride them shits on the sidewalk?

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Well, you know, he kind of pulls it off.
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    No wonder dude doesn't look 23 if he can't even be arsed to walk across the stage.

    On a grand day out not that long ago I actually chanced upon the world's first segway grand prix circuit

    Suffice to say that the reality of middle aged men travelling round a track the size of a chain hotel resort swimming pool at 2 miles an hour didn't live up to the throttle to the floor spectacle the site promised.
  • JahBooGieJahBooGie 92 Posts
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    we now have police officers on segways here in Memphis...it would be the lamest shit ever to get stopped by a cop on a fuggin segway
  • tonydanzatechniqtonydanzatechniq 266 Posts
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    ^^^ was waiting for that one hahaha ^^^
  • ZomBZomB 397 Posts
    I think ricky gervais pulls it off...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgBt4uoNUE
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts


    That shit's pretty funny actually.
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts

    For some reason this doesn't look out of place.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    I think in New York City its against the law to use one beacasue they are a traffic menace.

    I have a friend who lives on a lot of property out on Long Isaland that has two "off-road" models with big fat inflatable tires that you can drive all over the place, jump off curbs, and go down stairs, but for some reason they always wipe-out when you try to go through snow.

    They're actually a lot of fun, but they make the dogs go crazy and they try and bite them while you're riding.
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    I almost bought 2 for Segway Jousting in my front yard... dude on Craigslist was selling 2 for the price of 1, but I missed out. Damn.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    You dudes need to step.

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    in my neighborhood:

    http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4165/img4031.jpg

    I almost feel sorry for a cop.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    how about walking? Is that too goddamn much to ask these days?
  • ennuiennui 111 Posts
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    This was on the cover of GOOD magazine about a year ago, as if to imply that being too lazy to walk was somehow conscious/revolutionary.
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    how about walking? Is that too goddamn much to ask these days?

    You sound old. Speaking of old.

    Is it cheaper for Medicare to pay for the joint replacements all these aging boomers are going to need or just buy them all a Segway?
  • UnconSciUnconSci 824 Posts
    I thought Gob from arrested development pulled it off quite well.
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    f*cking cops on 10,000 dollar scooters that go 5 miles an hour.

    Its almost as ridiculous as when they get on f*cking horses.
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    GOB BLUTH GETS A PASS!!
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    These f*ckin'g things are fun to ride around. I got to ride one around for about an hour.

    That said, you look like a complete f*ckin'g idoit riding them.
  • RerogRerog 569 Posts
    in my neighborhood:

    http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4165/img4031.jpg

    I almost feel sorry for a cop.

    Cops ride these all around Downtown Dallas....First time I saw one I just straight started laughing while staring....it was just a natural reaction.
  • SnappingSnapping 995 Posts
  • maldorurrmaldorurr 120 Posts




    No maidens were treated without proper chivalry upon that day, I tell you.
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    f*cking cops on 10,000 dollar scooters that go 5 miles an hour.

    Its almost as ridiculous as when they get on f*cking horses.

    We have one Segway cop here (I'm told its an old guy and that that may be why)

    We have at least 2 horse cops (they had an article in the paper in the past year about how it was better for them to leave the shit in the street than to stop traffic picking it up)

    I was horrified to learn this week that everyone in my office is supposed to take a Segway tour downtown as part of a 'staff training day' next month
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts

    the knights templar had VA hospitals & medicaid?
  • georgeibrahimgeorgeibrahim 676 Posts
    what was wrong with walking
    nothing, but sometimes it gets too hard for some people....

    related
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Amsterdam cops at the airport on these f*ckin things.

    i live close to a segway tour point, yet have never once seen a f*ckin segway tour.

    F*ck a segway.

    B/W
    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=segway_more_complicated_than_it_needs_to_be
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    GOB BLUTH GETS A PASS!!

    co-scion.






    best look evar!

    peace, stein. . .
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