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  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts


    And in Australia it is better known as 'Wogball'.... (real ethnic heads know the deal!!!)

    that's putting a positive spin on it!

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    The word "soccer" comes from the original name of the game "Association Football" or more precisely from its abbreviation Assoc. Assoc. was a slang term used in UK universities from about 1889. It later became socca, socker (1891) and finally evolved into soccer (1895).

    The Football Association was founded in London in October 1863 by eleven clubs/schools. The Association agreed upon a standard set of rules prohibiting use of the hands or carrying the ball. The clubs which opposed this rule eventually broke away conceiving their own version of the game - rugby.

    At that time, Rugger meant "rugby rules" football while soccer meant "association rules" football.

    American nomenclature usage FTW!

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts


    Only rugger-buggers and posh cunts call it 'soccer'.

    And Americans, natch.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Only rugger-buggers and posh cunts call it 'soccer'.

    And Americans, natch.

    Such a primitive approach to language. And you wonder why the empire fell.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I never wonder why the Empire fell.

    I'm glad it did. All that useless baggage was holding us back.


  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    It's so hilarious - the English will only be satisfied when we start calling it "English Rules Football" and the NFL, "American Rules Football" .... because, you know, it's the proper fing to do. Never mind that we use the same term to distinguish "soccer" from (American) "football" that they invented themselves, apparently it just isn't good enough.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    . All that useless baggage was holding us back.


    You hear that, India?! You useless, son! WE DON"T NEED YOU ANYWAY!!!!1!!1![/b]

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    It's so hilarious - the English will only be satisfied when we start calling it "English Rules Football" and the NFL, "American Rules Football" .... because, you know, it's the proper fing to do. Never mind that we use the same term to distinguish "soccer" from (American) "football" that they invented themselves, apparently it just isn't good enough.

    hahahha
    we gives no fusk what you call it!

    Totally irrelevant to the ROW!

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    It's so hilarious - the English will only be satisfied when we start calling it "English Rules Football" and the NFL, "American Rules Football" .... because, you know, it's the proper fing to do. Never mind that we use the same term to distinguish "soccer" from (American) "football" that they invented themselves, apparently it just isn't good enough.

    hahahha
    we gives no fusk what you call it!

    Totally irrelevant to the ROW!

    The cumulative global audience for the 2006 World Cup = 26.3 billion
    Super whut?
    NFL? N[/b]ot F[/b]ucking L[/b]ikely.

    I suppose you might think that the English 'demand satisfaction' as we share a common language so the arguement is easier, but as Skel said, America's opinion on this is irrelevant. Learn Portugeuse, go to Brasil and ask them what Football is. The English will only be satisfied when we win the bloody thing... and in that respect, we might as well call our sport, and our chances, NFL too.

    Happy now?

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    haha the level off asshurt one can bring about with this topic is awesome.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    I tell you what, if you (America) agree to rename, what you until now have mistakingly been calling football, HANDEGG. You can have Canada.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    The cumulative global audience for the 2006 World Cup = 26.3 billion

    YOU HEAR THAT? 438% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WATCHED THAT SHIT.

    DEALTH[/b]

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    You can have Canada.

    Too late!


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    I tell you what, if you (America) agree to rename, what you until now have mistakingly been calling football, HANDEGG. You can have Canada.

    or HANDBAG with the amount of padding those guys wear

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    haha the level off asshurt one can bring about with this topic is awesome.

    Well, what did you expect from "It's official: The Internet is boring" - smart money is on a lame argument.


    Aside from re-naming NFL as 'handegg' in exchange for Canada, the US of A could win the World Cup six times in a row, and enact the ancient football re-naming clause Brasil first unlocked when the sport became Football:the beautiful game. Team America could rename it Soccerball:not as good as the American version because there's less time for commercial breaks.

    But I like the handegg idea.

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    LOL what a crock of shit. Two can play that game:


  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    YAY! BEEF!

    Shame us Brits have to log off and go home now....


  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Our dude Csonka been bout the international diplomacy...


  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts
    Dude's are just blowing hot air... Don't take it too serious.

    Americans are still hurting that they are finding out Baseball was invented in England.

    http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090515&content_id=4758048&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    The cumulative global audience for the 2006 World Cup = 26.3 billion

    YOU HEAR THAT? 438% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WATCHED THAT SHIT.

    DEALTH[/b]



    No one else caught that... funny stuff.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    The cumulative global audience for the 2006 World Cup = 26.3 billion

    YOU HEAR THAT? 438% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WATCHED THAT SHIT.

    DEALTH[/b]



    No one else caught that... funny stuff.

    cumulative
    Main Entry: cu??mu??la??tive
    Pronunciation: ˈky??-myə-lə-tiv, -ˌlā-
    Function: adjective

    1 a: made up of accumulated parts b: increasing by successive additions

    That's a billion people a day for the tournament's duration.

    Not sure what's so funny, but then seeing what passes for comedy on your side of the pond.....*





    * I keeed
    Honourable comedic gold medals to:
    Kotter
    Barney Miller
    WKRP in Cincinnatti
    Cheers
    Frasier
    Kotter






















    and did I mention Kotter?

  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    The cumulative global audience for the 2006 World Cup = 26.3 billion

    YOU HEAR THAT? 438% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION WATCHED THAT SHIT.

    DEALTH[/b]



    No one else caught that... funny stuff.

    cumulative
    Main Entry: cu??mu??la??tive
    Pronunciation: ˈky??-myə-lə-tiv, -ˌlā-
    Function: adjective

    1 a: made up of accumulated parts b: increasing by successive additions

    That's a billion people a day for the tournament's duration.

    Not sure what's so funny, but then seeing what passes for comedy on your side of the pond.....*





    * I keeed
    Honourable comedic gold medals to:
    Kotter
    Barney Miller
    WKRP in Cincinnatti
    Cheers
    Frasier
    Kotter

    and did I mention Kotter?



    BAH! Cumulative.


    I see someone is a fan of late 70s/early 80s comedy.

  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts
    You can get with this...



    Or you can get with that....


  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,902 Posts

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts

    LOL, Hey, you try getting a ball kicked at your balls with full speed and power and see what face you pull! And with no jock straps!!!

    That said...Bati's look is classic, dude looks like hes about to get shanked or something....

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