Question for the Brits

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  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Ah Scotland.

    "Scotland has been named the most obese nation in Europe.

    You've got to think what it would be like if it wasn't for all the heroin."

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    Getting kicked in the head playing rugby and losing sight in one eye. Very nearly loosing the other also. They lost their baby girl after she was born prematurely. And have a son with cystic fibrosis. Also he's rumored to be suffering from depression.

    Ah Scotland.

    also, I believe his brother was a hardcore junkie who OD and died...

    Ah Scotland.

    "Scotland has been named the most obese nation in Europe.

    You've got to think what it would be like if it wasn't for all the heroin."

    They cook it up with chip fat?

  • Since I have you all hear: who among you shares Laura Street Porter's South London accent? I'd like to read all your posts with that voice in my head.

    I am tempted to record myself reading this thread out aloud in a Janet Street-Porter twang as I do quite a good (bad) caricaturisation of her voice for your enjoyment....



  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    a) Because he grew up in Warwickshire but b) still has Scottish genes.

    The first is not true (is it?). The second may well be.

    He's also been through some shit. Getting kicked in the head playing rugby and losing sight in one eye. Very nearly loosing the other also. They lost their baby girl after she was born prematurely. And have a son with cystic fibrosis. Also he's rumored to be suffering from depression. That's enough to age you a little.

    Or it could be just that he is, indeed, Scottish.

    Oops, there's something wrong with the internets here.

    Spliff and Hogg are talking about Gordon Ramsay, whose mum lives 3 doors down from my bro in Somerset, and is therefore likely to have been brought up in the Wez Cun'ryTM, and is also probably a cunt.
    And M0ke is talking about Gordon Brown, our beloved, dour, autistic premier, who is most definitely a cunt, but not for political reasons.

    I could give a F*ck about politics.

    And DB, as for hating on soccerball: you tnuc*.



    *backwards cunt


  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Ha ha. That'll teach me to only half read the thread. OOF.

    I did wonder why people would possibly be interested in Brown.

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    3 Things you could say about Gordon Ransey's looks if you were a lesser man, a cruder man, than myself.


    He's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

    It looks like he's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

    He's got a face that could make an onion cry.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,954 Posts
    Here's how it should be done, via the medium of Bricktop from "Snatch" and Darth Vader (from, er, Star Wars):


  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Here's how it should be done, via the medium of Bricktop from "Snatch" and Darth Vader (from, er, Star Wars):



    f*ckin' Hell that was awesome.

    How have I never seen that?

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Which is what has given Mr. Ramsay a distinctive edge in the TV Chef



  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts


    Hahahaha

    'Put the kettle on'

    LOL

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,954 Posts
    "Nutters! - from Parkhurst - in Yeti suits"

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Inter-com beeps. Dude answers it:

    "Yes?"
    "Faaackin Cunt"



    LOL.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Inter-com beeps. Dude answers it:

    "Yes?"
    "Faaackin Cunt"



    LOL.

    i had to stop the film after that because i was laughing so hard.

    brilliant.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Inter-com beeps. Dude answers it:

    "Yes?"
    "Faaackin Cunt"



    LOL.

    i had to stop the film after that because i was laughing so hard.

    brilliant.


    Same... That part had me rolling.

  • snatch wars....sounds like a low budget pron film title, but sooo funny!

  • LokoOneLokoOne 1,823 Posts

    "C*nt" is still the Daddy for maximum offence.

    HAHAHA
    remember when the one Johnny Lydon said it live on air on Celebrity Jungle Brother Get Me the FOOHWTBS?

    Uproar for days

    wasnt that the whole point of their song "Pretty Vacant"..so they could get away with dropping the C Bomb on air?


    In Western Sydney, thanking our Cockney convict brethren foir introducing it to us...) "Cunt" is a word that gets used like the N Bomb in a rap song, or the F word in a Ramsey episode, a million different ways and various meanings.... Even chicks drop it with frequency round here.... So is it still a harsh word in the UK? I thought you guys used it like we do....

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,954 Posts
    I wouldn't use it in front of my mum.

    This of course is dependent on who your mum is.

    My mum gave me a full-on backhander aged 10 or 11 for "Twat".

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts



    In Western Sydney, thanking our Cockney convict brethren foir introducing it to us...) "Cunt" is a word that gets used like the N Bomb in a rap song, or the F word in a Ramsey episode, a million different ways and various meanings.... Even chicks drop it with frequency round here.... So is it still a harsh word in the UK? I thought you guys used it like we do....

    you Aussies and your use of the C-word is hilarious:

    oi! cunts!

    howzit gaaaarn cunts?

    him? hes a good cunt.

    see ya cunt

    wodda yu cunts up to?

    f*ckin good cunt

    A B C ya cunt.
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