Me and 9,999 others at the job fair today
I'm posting this for my job seeking bretheren... this was my fun for the day.They had estimated 10,000 but I think the early morning shitty weather kept it down; it ended at 4 w/7,500 people in attendance.A local TV station has been running ads for "Ohio's Biggest Job Fair". Originally it was supposed to be at a local college but they had such a response to pre-registration they had to move it to the convention center.Familiar with job fairs I wasn't optimistic but there were a few decent companies there and I figured it couldn't hurt.I got there about a half hour early. It was raining; people had a hard time figuring how to get to the entrance through all the people.Turns out all the people were waiting in a really, really long line that snaked through the outside courtyard, around a concrete barrier, onto the sidewalk and down the block.The line moved fairly quickly though, but I still stood in line outside getting rained on for a half an hour before I could get in the door. There was an interesting mix of people; it varied from people who look like they just woke up (note to jobseekers: dressing decently business-casual doesn't really work when you top it off with big hoop earrings that say SEXY in the middle, or chains with your name on them - derrrr) to people in varied states of business casual to business and topped off with older guys that looked like laid off execs in nice suits.I chatted it up with the guys around me; guy in front (black guy in JNCO jeans... last I saw JNCO jeans that didn't happen) was nice... joked around about if we were real entrepreneurs we would be selling umbrellas to the wet crowd. Guy behind me - missing a few teeth - jumped in and we chatted. Turns out they both were unemployed security guards looking for "ANYthing!"Our chat was interrupted by a fat guy trying to find the end of the line> Dude was like, "Maaaaaaayyyne this is like the guvment CHEESE line like back in tha DAY! Maayynnne get yo big ol' block o' guvment CHEESE, baby!" It was good humor.We all got wet, even those that had umbrellas. I joke with them that after sitting outside so long waiting to get in, once we get in the doors it'll be another long line snaking to the roof and back down again. We all laugh.So we get in the door, and it's another long line. It doesn't go to the roof, but it snakes around the upper level, down the stairs, and around the lower level. Ha.Guy a few people ahead of me tells some ladies he's an engineer. I hope he wasn't looking for that kind of job there.Finally we get into the spot... there are employers, but many are not what you would classify as "jobs"-type employers. Avon, Mary Kay, several different military recruiters, Tupperware (I joked to some college kids I was really excited to peep the Tupperware booth; their response, "What's Tupperware?"), about five different "sell insurance to all your relatives and then we shit on you until you quit" type places. Let down was about four different colleges/universities - signing people up for classes, not jobs. Some eh jobs were Arby's and a collection company masquerading as if they were in banking. Solid but low income included package handler openings for UPS and FedEx. Big letdowns were what I considered normal/good employers. RadioOne - I know radio is in bad shape, but usually they have sales rep positions or techs or something. You wait wait wait ... only to find out they're hiring INTERNS.A couple regional banks... wait wait wait... "We're only hiring for collections at a call center. Interested?" "No." "Fair enough. Here have a card."Nobody (at a "real" company) gave me their real, personal card. They handed junk cards with the company's job listings.Speaking of, that's all a lot of them did. They printed out what was listed on search engines and plopped them on the table.Another bank was only hiring p/t tellers. When I asked for his card anyway, the guys says to me, "What you want my card for?" and then gives me a generic junk web address card.I enjoyed talking to the people I ran into there but for jobs it was very disappointing, and I think most people came away with little to show for it. I mean, yeah, it was free, but for all the hype about helping people get jobs there was little there."Business Casual""Business Older Guys"No biggie though; bonus was chatty grandpa (a dorkier Morgan Freeman-esque older guy) working the parking garage I parked at; we chatted all about the economy and business and economic policy. Then he asks why we're in the jam we're in and I said I thought a lot of it had to do with repealing some of the banking industry restrictions back in the 90s. And then nice grandpa breaks out with, "So big business FUCKED themselves! ... Sorry! ... Ok they FUCKED themselves!" I laughed.It was sunny by the time I left. I enjoyed the outing anyway.Pics aren't mine... from local tv station.