cas on the check in - seattle happenings

cascas 1,484 Posts
edited July 2005 in Strut Central
what's going on soulstrut brethren.

been up in seattle for the past few weeks due to shit going on in london. feels like i've been up here for a few months. they got me staying around the space needle. the other night my and some friends from work were cooling out out front of the hotel having a smoke and some drinky drank. all of a sudden this car comes to a screaching stop and this hooker comes flying out the door landing on the ground loosing a shoe (the ultra dope multi-colored-flashing-6inch-heel jawns) and the dude in the car gets out and starts chasing her down the block. dude is screaming at her, she's screaming back. we're like what the fuck and walk down the the sidewalk to check it out. well some van with a trailer just pulled up to check in (it'll be important later) some 300+ lb dude with no shirt is checking it all out with us...the girl turns around when she sees us all and goes running back the other way. a little while later a few of us go get some late night greasy breakfast from this diner around the way. i see a dude that looks like circus from the shapeshifters in there, but pay it no mind becuase damn near every late night male seattle-ite up here looks like circus (see exhibit alpha below).

exhibit alpha[/b]


whatever. go to sleep. wake up. hit the gas station. come back and 2mex is in the lobby checking out. the shapeshifters had a show and i fucking missed that shit cause i was too lazy to read the paper. i know a lot of you clowns are like, "big whoopity whack wang. the shapeshifters suck." well fuck you guys in the nose nostril. the shapeshifters are champ.

the next night i get in after having a few drinks at the senior citizen dance off at the retirement home down the block and there's an ambulance, a fire truck and like 100 people out front of the hotel. turn out that the bassist from everclear statrted a new band, was staying at the hotel and all the crazy winged groupie chicks were trying to find out what room. some girl had a little too much, got slipped some shit or thought that she had to drink everclear to meet the dude from everclear, vomited all over the place and passed the fuck out in the smoking area. sexy as shit, huh. my homie just got back from emt school and was the first to help her monkey ass out.

the next day i hit up tower records down the street and run into supreme. i inquire about the big booty girled dvd that he has in the works and he says that he was just taping some more for it earlier that day. i'm kind of excited about that. word to the onions.

a few days later i go to check out the hiero (fart), nonphixion, oc and boom bap show. show up around 9:30 post meridian only to find out that the show is sold out. taking a cue from my ultratough fiance'. i'm like fuck this...i'm gonna get in. (i like non phixion too, wienies). i'm having a drink at the bar next door. notice that the 3 girls next to me are talking shop like they work there. cue some drunk asshole being "escorted" out fo the club in handcuffs. they throw him on the ground and proceed the punch him in the back of the head multiple times on some bitch shit. i turn to the lady next to me and say, "shit. there should be another ticket up for grabs, heh?" she takes note of my mr. dibbs jacket that the homie dibbra gave me for teaching him how to grow a goatee and is like, "ohh shit! dibbs is my homie! you know him?". i proceed to tell her about his tic-tac boxes full of human teeth and so forth and she ends up guest listing plus 1. hiero sucked balls. non phixion was cool. and i missed oc. the crowd was extra herbish just as i expected and the merch dude for them didn't bother to bring any of necro's porno dvd. picked up one of eclipses half time double cd's he just put out though and that shit looks dope...no cd player up here. so i just look at it when i'm bored and pretend that it's the hardest shit i've ever heard.

other than that...it's ops normal. puget sound security all day. strapped from topped to bottom. got flashed 7 times by this stripper looking girl on one of the ferrys. found all the good little marina eateries in the puget sound area. bought a little fm radio to rock on the boat since i left the ipod for the g.friend.

if anyone out there is riding the ferrys and sees the boats doing security. bring me some mix cds or some fish burritos, por favor. i miss san diego, my girl and my dog ziggity zoe $ bags.

you guys take it light.

when is that soulstrut cd trade shit supposed to happen. i still haven't got an email about it.

  Comments


  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    :::::::5 stars::::::::

    I walked past Circus and pinched his titty. Those dudes are like mosquitoes out here.

  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    circus looks like jason priestly on that pic! stein. . .

  • dstill808dstill808 704 Posts
    I used to hate the Shapeshifters. For whatever reason though, I find the new CD oddly appealing. I've been rocking it alot. So I'll cosign, but mostly cuz you're tougher than I, and will get my back when push comes to shove.

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Hi Cas!

  • haha awesome story j***n.
    the pac. NW welcomes you and your automatic gun at nun waving antics.

  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Good post. You have some shitty tastes in rap music, but you still my main man.

    P.Temp

    P.S. Where you rocking your jean grae wallet chain to go with your Mr. Dibbs jacket?

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    if anyone out there is riding the ferrys

    Ayo. I know it ain't the Navy but yo, Cas!!! Just playin'. Hit up Spud - fish n' chips on strike as I remember. Me and Beenie heading to SD Aug 11 hopefully you'll be back.

  • Salary_DizSalary_Diz 735 Posts


    the next night i get in after having a few drinks at the senior citizen dance off at the retirement home down the block



    YES.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Hit up Spud - fish n' chips
    nasty... go to the sunfish[/b] , one block south, on alki. fresh halibut from some crazy greek brothers. it's also benicio del torres' fav spot. if yer still looking for the dope spots, hit the PM.

  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    hi babe! (fiancee in the feminine has two "e"s, FYI) LOVE YA!

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Great story!

    Best thing to do in Seattle is drive or catch a train down to Portland.

    Second best is go to a Mariners game. Tickets start at $7. We were way above center field and they were still good seats.

    Dan
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