"darling it seems that this long playing record is reacting to my hairspray and has formed an adhesive chemical bond and now i'm stuck would you please pour that beer on my head?"
"Really, it's ok. My husband and I have a very open marriage. I just hope he doesn't find out that I didn't put his record back in the sleeve properly after taking it off of the hi-fi."
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"Are you done yet??"
"Really, it's ok. My husband and I have a very open marriage. I just hope he doesn't find out that I didn't put his record back in the sleeve properly after taking it off of the hi-fi."
"I love my Colombia 6-eye more than you..."
"Stylus? Who in the hell needs a stylus? "