Ex masturbation is but one of the services i provide, if any of you have ex's that you would like masturbated, hit me on the PMs and i will gladly oblige.
whoa there, you guys aren't watching this shit or something... she says that this shirt is going to be marketed to "those people who are breaking free of the bondage of chronic masturbation and/or pornography"
that is fucked up
porn i can understand, when i hit my limit i feel shitty yeah yeah we all do but masturbation??? wtf is wrong wit it? in bondage to it. i guess she is saying some women feel that way. hmmmm.
whoa there, you guys aren't watching this shit or something... she says that this shirt is going to be marketed to "those people who are breaking free of the bondage of chronic masturbation and/or pornography"
that is fucked up
porn i can understand, when i hit my limit i feel shitty yeah yeah we all do but masturbation??? wtf is wrong wit it? in bondage to it. i guess she is saying some women feel that way. hmmmm.
whoa there, you guys aren't watching this shit or something... she says that this shirt is going to be marketed to "those people who are breaking free of the bondage of chronic masturbation and/or pornography"
that is fucked up
porn i can understand, when i hit my limit i feel shitty yeah yeah we all do but masturbation??? wtf is wrong wit it? in bondage to it. i guess she is saying some women feel that way. hmmmm.
You are the antidote to fun.
ha my bad i just have this alarm that rings when christians try to step, its an autoresponse. carry on
whoa there, you guys aren't watching this shit or something... she says that this shirt is going to be marketed to "those people who are breaking free of the bondage of chronic masturbation and/or pornography"
that is fucked up
porn i can understand, when i hit my limit i feel shitty yeah yeah we all do but masturbation??? wtf is wrong wit it? in bondage to it. i guess she is saying some women feel that way. hmmmm.
You are the antidote to fun.
ha my bad i just have this alarm that rings when christians try to step, its an autoresponse. carry on
Yes, please don't interrupt our fun.
You see, you can have fun without falling prey to Satan by touching yourself in a sexual way.
Not to be a killjoy, but there are no specific references or directives relating to masturbation in the bible. The closest thing is the story of Onan using the rhythm method to avoid impregnating his sister-in-law.
Saint Augustine held that nocturnal emissions, unlike masturbation, did not pollute the conscience of a man, because they were not voluntary carnal acts, and were therefore not to be considered a sin. Augustine did, however, pray that he may be released from the "glue of lust"[/b] and thus recommended the beseechment of God's assistance in clearing one's soul of all such carnal affections.
Jonny_Paycheck
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That's the most boldest statement I've heard all day.
BTW, they really could use a graphic designer in there. These shirts look like they were done with MS Word and a laser printer.
Sayin'. when to the "Masturbating to your Ex" T-shirts come out?
IN THE VALLEY OF THE MEAT BEATS
MASTURBATOR-X speaks with his hands
she says that this shirt is going to be marketed to "those people who are breaking free of the bondage of chronic masturbation and/or pornography"
that is fucked up
porn i can understand, when i hit my limit i feel shitty yeah yeah we all do but masturbation??? wtf is wrong wit it? in bondage to it. i guess she is saying some women feel that way.
hmmmm.
You are the antidote to fun.
ha
my bad
i just have this alarm that rings when christians try to step, its an autoresponse.
carry on
Yes, please don't interrupt our fun.
You see, you can have fun without falling prey to Satan by touching yourself in a sexual way.
Why don't you come join us?
lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_dream#Judeo-Christian_views
Signed to Madonna's label, IIRC.